![]() 06/08/2020 at 20:17 • Filed to: AMA reviews | ![]() | ![]() |
A 2019 Buick Encore. This is actually the second Encore I've driven, and hoo boy is it not any better the second time around.
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On a scale of “slow golf clap” to “facepalming applause,” what kind of Encore is it getting?
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Does it whip
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The audience left at the intermission. Anyone left is asleep in the crowd or is the proud parent of whoever is performing.
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Does it rip fat burnouts?
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I don’t know what that means, so I’m going to say no.
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I don’t think the engine has enough power.
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*Rubs eyes, squints* That’s not a Buick!
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Is it husky proof?
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It is only in name!
If you had to buy one, at least buy a Trax.
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My loaner contract says yes only because she’s not allowed near it.
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To what degree is it beige and to what degree is it red?
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Beige: yes.
Red: clown makeup.
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That's no fun.
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Ah, I guess that’s why they call them “performance cars.” How’s the 0-60?
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It gets there. Not exactly what I would call “enthralling”.
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You captured my feelings when I first looked at it.
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Agreed. I rode in one about a year ago and decided then that I would not, thank you very much , “take a closer look at Buick.”
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On the back it says “the Cadillac of dealerships” for the dealer and all that reminds me is that I’d rather be in a cheap Cadillac than a cheap Buick.
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The new 2021 Buick Enthrall! Even the name is hoping to get your attention, and keep it too.
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Does it have that two one dash where the part that is closest to the windshield is pointless light grey? My Mom’s is like that and I can’t stand the glare the reflection creates on the windshield
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How many cupholders? Can we get pictures of every one of them?
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real handbrake to slide at least?
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In all seriousness, although I have never liked the look of the Encore, it is labeled as a Buick. Therefore I expect it to be comfortable, fairly quiet, easy to drive, and reasonably nice in the cabin. Accurate?
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Do you deem more like a Karen or a Daren driving that jelly bean?
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So it's an encore Encore?
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already? :p
Sould’ve gotten a TourX :o)
(sorry, I had to!)
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So this Encore is the encore to the Encore!?
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Doesnt look very cheerful. Must be a sad clown. Let’s. Hope it’s not got a Gacy esque personality.
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It’s a Dae woo!
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Not that I’ve noticed. I drove the thing for an hour and I can’t tell you anything for sure. It exists as a vague memory, like a commute you take every day, or when you wake up on a beach after a bender.
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We could only hope they would be so adventurous.
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Kind of comfortable, okayish quiet, drives like it’s not there, and not very nice in the cabin. Like I said elsewhere, just buy a Trax.
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It is a very sad clown.
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Yes, real handbrake.
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No, it does not whip.
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I barely feel like I exist in this thing.
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At least two, and no.
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But you didn’t.
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Theoretically.
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That would actually make it better.
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Not quite, as there were plenty of cars inbetween.
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but d oes it nae-nae?
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It also does not do that.
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How soon can you get rid of it and get the VW back?
I’m so sorry.
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Not soon enough.
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Too bad. for GM grading to work, the Buick should be appreciably better than the corresponding Chevy. Oh well.
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Yikes. I mean, it could be worse. I drove a CVT spark for a month last rental I had
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I hope nothing serious is wrong with your Alltrack.
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For reference, it has cloth/pleather seats and no navigation.
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At least it’s not Chinese like the Envision
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Other than the deer damage, it’s alright.
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Why is that a problem? I would’ve preferred an Envision.
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Why is that a problem? I would’ve preferred an Envision.
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A month? Who did you piss off?
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Whoever stole our CX3 lol
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That brings up the dangers of making rental car versions of what are supposed to be upscale brands. There should be no stripper Buicks. It’s GMs fault for even making this car and diluting their name plate. If you’re going to make a Buick version of a Chevy, it should only ever be found as a well-optioned, premium-feeling trim.
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I laughed.
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It’s barely an answer, but also a very correct answer. Damn SM70 for not elaborating!
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Ouch!
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it posted
twice :p
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How far can it jump off the set train tracks at speed?
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I’d love to find out, but I have to return it.
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Too sad to murder.
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I swear I don't remember anything about you saying this.
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Daewoo made my Cruze. South Korea has been too good lately to have made that.
I saw a top trim Captiva today that had no body damage and was actually clean. How does this happen when they were only sold as rentals?
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Magic.
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Lol, I didn't write much about the spark, but the theft https://oppositelock.kinja.com/cx-3-final-update-settlement-1837911421
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If all you want is a generic crossover, they’re great. For a car enthusiast, they’re hell on earth.
For reference, one of my friends bought one lightly used. For what she wanted, it’s great. Fairly new, good features, cheap, and under warranty. In no way a fun or exciting car at all, but good at it’s designed purpose.
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I currently have an Enclave Avenir for the week.
How do you like it?
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Must have missed that whole debacle. At least you now have a slightly crunched sportwagen instead of a tall boi. If it was that hard for an insurance adjuster to get a fair amount, I’m thoroughly worried.
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My full time job is negotiating with insurance companies for a reason
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Yikes.
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is this one built in China?
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Are you mocking the Mokka!?
Bis'ing the Encore!?