I've just had a terrifying thought

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 06/04/2020 at 07:43 • Filed to: None

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Mask tans.

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/04/2020 at 07:50

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You can THINK now? :P

Just Jeepin' > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/04/2020 at 07:52

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I drive a naked Jeep all summer long . I always have weird tans.

I’ve actually been thinking I need to create an image showing how to tell drivers by their tans. People who love AC have no tans, window-down drivers have left arm tan, Jeepers who drive doorless have left arm/left leg tans, etc.

BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/04/2020 at 07:54

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People are still wearing masks? That was SO three weeks ago...

Just Jeepin' > Just Jeepin' 06/04/2020 at 07:55

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Correction, really it’s 3-limb tan for naked Jeeping, although I suppose it’d be 2-limb for someone who keeps top on while door is off.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 06/04/2020 at 07:55

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Sort of? It’s more like painful flashes of light in my head.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Just Jeepin' 06/04/2020 at 07:57

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I got a wristw atch tan once from driving a Wrangler for a week.

Poor_Sh > Just Jeepin' 06/04/2020 at 08:16

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Possible solution, naked naked jeep driving? 

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/04/2020 at 08:31

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Also, mask tans would be terrible :P

Maxima Speed > Just Jeepin' 06/04/2020 at 08:31

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At first i thought you meant driving a jeep while naked and was trying to wrap my brain around why you would do that.

Just Jeepin' > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/04/2020 at 08:34

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Yeah, I have that tan line all y ea r long.

My bird IS the word > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/04/2020 at 08:34

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Its how you negate sunglasses tans

Just Jeepin' > Poor_Sh 06/04/2020 at 08:35

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Naked Jeep driving is fine either way. Doubly naked Jeep driving is a bad idea.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/04/2020 at 08:45

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its only an issue when you take it off...

anyhoo... who would have thought i’d ever live in a time where the gubment is in favour of me wearing this

The Ghost of Oppo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/04/2020 at 08:47

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If this is your worst fear for the rest of  2020 I’ve got bad news for you

Poor_Sh > Just Jeepin' 06/04/2020 at 09:05

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Weara helmet and a cup? 

Just Jeepin' > Poor_Sh 06/04/2020 at 09:08

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I was more thinking from a public decency law perspective, which I suppose that would “cover”.

Poor_Sh > Just Jeepin' 06/04/2020 at 09:52

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Your face can’t be THAT ugly...

404 - User No Longer Available > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/04/2020 at 09:52

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That’s why I’m going with the Aiden Pearce look so I’m practically 100% covered.

wafflesnfalafel > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/04/2020 at 10:23

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we can all just grow beards - problem solved

Zaphod's Heart of Gold > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/04/2020 at 10:31

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Solution:

Beards.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Just Jeepin' 06/04/2020 at 10:33

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I’ve always got that left arm and forehead tan from a no tint car.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Maxima Speed 06/04/2020 at 10:33

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Or how that would help with tan lines.

dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/04/2020 at 10:35

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Mask tans a very much a thing.

Source: someone who works outside and has to wear a mask all day