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Is this how those step-sister videos start?
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Seems plausible.
![]() 06/01/2020 at 15:05 |
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Life imitates art...
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Sex outside of our household leads to illegitimate children fighting civil wars for your inheritance .
![]() 06/01/2020 at 15:06 |
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I’m guessing this will only increase the canoodling, because now that it’s illegal, some people are just going to want to do it more. Because edgy.
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Here i n the Netherlands the government health institute actually recommended the opposite:
T hey thought it best to recommend having one sex buddy for the duration of the lockdown, as this would n ot dramatically impact the spread of Covid, while it probably has some benefit to society at the same time.
![]() 06/01/2020 at 15:08 |
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They should just make having children illegal and be done with it already
![]() 06/01/2020 at 15:09 |
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I’m sure that every Conservative MP, advisor and Peer will follow this.
![]() 06/01/2020 at 15:09 |
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Unenforceable dopey legislation will surely breed more respect for authority.
![]() 06/01/2020 at 15:11 |
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Do you want Habsburgs? Cause this is how you get Habsburgs!
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I guess that makes soliciting prostitutes doubly illegal.
![]() 06/01/2020 at 15:13 |
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...how would that be enforced?
![]() 06/01/2020 at 15:13 |
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That actually makes sense. Who want’s to have sex with their immediate family anyway?
![]() 06/01/2020 at 15:14 |
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Genetic abnormalities, not even once, actually several times.
![]() 06/01/2020 at 15:15 |
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Live cams in every home. Duh.
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Do es this include mouth stuff, or...?
Im going to need an MP to show me exactly where the line is drawn.
06/01/2020 at 15:26 |
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I’ve seen enough hentai...
06/01/2020 at 15:26 |
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Bonus, new “reality” shows !
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If you both wear a mask you should be okay.
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Only $0.99/minute.
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ha.... sex with someone outside of my household has been a capital offense for many many years now for me
so im not bothered by the new rules
anyhoo.... i think i should plan an orgy now....and then get murdered by the missus
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Nobody knows more about “fringe” sexual practices than Parliament members...
![]() 06/01/2020 at 15:32 |
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Hahah same here. And let’s face it, if you’re the sort that’s cheating behind your spouse’s back, you’re way past the point where that law scares you.
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Well at least now the virgins have an excuse haha....am I right boys? Right? I have so much sex! L ike.....a lot!
Yah, trust me!
![]() 06/01/2020 at 15:36 |
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No t if it’s a family business.
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Kinja needs a new feature where I can star a post and every comment in it at once .
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Yeah ... I’ve also seen enough.
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Well physical contact with those outside your household isn’t per mitted anyway, surely it’s self explanatory that sex with those outside your household isn’t allowed.
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Would a hole in the sheet suffice?
![]() 06/01/2020 at 15:56 |
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That will probably be worked out in a secondary implementation bill, I’m assuming it could be delegated to the Border Force, given the downturn in travel means they have less to do these days. Not sure they have enough officers to put one in each bedroom, but they can prioritize singles and married couples together less than a year.
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Just wear condoms like in the movie The Naked Gun:
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so, basically you can only do it under approved circumstances?
Fornication
Under
Consent from then
King
?
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Condoms...
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You’re re-watching Game of Thr
ones, eh?
![]() 06/01/2020 at 16:09 |
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The state of Alabama and Mississippi would like to have words with you. Simple, single syllable words with you.
06/01/2020 at 16:26 |
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![]() 06/01/2020 at 16:32 |
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Joke:
“A re you a virgin?”
“Yes I am. ”
“ If you are not good enough for your family, you are not good enough for me.”
![]() 06/01/2020 at 16:42 |
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Why would I watch that when Lord of the Rings exists
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Why not both?
Now having said that, when it comes to illegitimate children fighting for thrones and/or an inheritance
, Game of Thrones has much more of it.
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Because only one is good
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And the other is GREAT!
:-D
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It was illegal to stay overnight anywhere in Aus until recently, though I think it was allowed for two people in an intimate relationship.
Because this is a bit silly