Oh well English Oppo's, sorry?

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
06/01/2020 at 14:56 • Filed to: shitpost

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DISCUSSION (43)

CalzoneGolem > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/01/2020 at 15:01

Is this how those step-sister videos start?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CalzoneGolem
06/01/2020 at 15:02

Seems plausible.

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/01/2020 at 15:05

Life imitates art...

Kinja'd!!!

For Sweden > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/01/2020 at 15:05

Sex outside of our household leads to illegitimate children fighting civil wars for your inheritance .

Jim Spanfeller > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/01/2020 at 15:06

I’m guessing this will only increase the canoodling, because now that it’s illegal, some people are just going to want to do it more. Because edgy.

BvdV - The Dutch Engineer > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/01/2020 at 15:07

Here i n the Netherlands the government health institute actually recommended the opposite:

https://www.google.nl/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2020/may/15/dutch-official-advice-to-single-people-find-a-sex-buddy-for-lockdown-coronavirus

T hey thought it best to recommend having one sex buddy for the duration of the lockdown, as this would n ot dramatically impact the spread of Covid, while it probably has some benefit to society at the same time.

My bird IS the word > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/01/2020 at 15:08

They should just make having children illegal and be done with it already

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/01/2020 at 15:09

I’m sure that every Conservative MP, advisor and Peer will follow this.

fintail > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/01/2020 at 15:09

Unenforceable dopey legislation will surely breed more respect for authority.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/01/2020 at 15:11

Do you want Habsburgs? Cause this is how you get Habsburgs!

Kinja'd!!!

gin-san - shitpost specialist > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/01/2020 at 15:12

I guess that makes soliciting prostitutes doubly illegal.

MonkeePuzzle > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/01/2020 at 15:13

...how would that be enforced?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > BvdV - The Dutch Engineer
06/01/2020 at 15:13

That actually makes sense. Who want’s to have sex with their immediate family anyway?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
06/01/2020 at 15:14

Genetic abnormalities, not even once, actually several times.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > MonkeePuzzle
06/01/2020 at 15:15

Live cams in every home. Duh.

Tekamul > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/01/2020 at 15:24

Do es this include mouth stuff, or...?

Im going to need an MP to show me exactly where the line is drawn.

user314 > CalzoneGolem
06/01/2020 at 15:26

I’ve seen enough hentai...

user314 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/01/2020 at 15:26

Bonus, new “reality” shows !

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Tekamul
06/01/2020 at 15:27

If you both wear a mask you should be okay.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > user314
06/01/2020 at 15:28

Only $0.99/minute.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/01/2020 at 15:28

ha.... sex with someone outside of my household has been a capital offense for many many years now for me

so im not bothered by the new rules

anyhoo.... i think i should plan an orgy now....and then get murdered by the missus

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > Tekamul
06/01/2020 at 15:29

Nobody knows more about “fringe” sexual practices than Parliament members...

WilliamsSW > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
06/01/2020 at 15:32

Hahah same here. And let’s face it, if you’re the sort that’s cheating behind your spouse’s back, you’re way past the point where that law scares you.

Tapas > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/01/2020 at 15:34

Well at least now the virgins have an excuse haha....am I right boys? Right? I have so much sex! L ike.....a lot!

Yah, trust me!

CRider > gin-san - shitpost specialist
06/01/2020 at 15:36

No t if it’s a family business.

Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/01/2020 at 15:36

Kinja needs a new feature where I can star a post and every comment in it at once .

CalzoneGolem > user314
06/01/2020 at 15:39

Yeah ... I’ve also seen enough.

Svend > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/01/2020 at 15:42

Well physical contact with those outside your household isn’t per mitted anyway, surely it’s self explanatory that sex with those outside your household isn’t allowed.

jimz > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
06/01/2020 at 15:46

ranwhenparked > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/01/2020 at 15:51

Would a hole in the sheet suffice?

ranwhenparked > MonkeePuzzle
06/01/2020 at 15:56

That will probably be worked out in a secondary implementation bill, I’m assuming it could be delegated to the Border Force, given the downturn in travel means they have less to do these days. Not sure they have enough officers to put one in each bedroom, but they can prioritize singles and married couples together less than a year.