The first domino falls

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 05/29/2020 at 08:13 • Filed to: None

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One of the oldest and most storied teams in F1 is in severe trouble, and we all know what happens when title sponsors jump ship and owners  mull the idea of selling. RIP Williams: The Writing Was On The Wall

pip bip - choose Corrour > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/29/2020 at 08:23

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PartyPooper2012 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/29/2020 at 08:28

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Best I can do is a dollar! 

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PartyPooper2012 05/29/2020 at 08:37

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I’m thinking around tree-fiddy

PartyPooper2012 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/29/2020 at 08:43

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You know... if I could own an F1 team for about tree-fiddy.... even if for a minute, how awesome would my resume be fluffed?

shop-teacher > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/29/2020 at 08:44

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I got $20.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/29/2020 at 08:50

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The rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

SiennaMan > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/29/2020 at 08:51

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 I'd throw a Benjamin in if it could be an Oppo owned team..

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/29/2020 at 08:53

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Now is the time to create Oppo F1

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > For Sweden 05/29/2020 at 09:05

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Can one fund a racing team off of shit posting? In the name of science we should try!

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/29/2020 at 09:09

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Who do we get as our driver? Think we can poach Lando “The Rando” Norris? I feel like his shitpost production would fund half the car on his own.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 05/29/2020 at 09:14

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Lando and uhhhhhhh Pastor Maldonado 

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/29/2020 at 09:20

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Man, we’re gonna have to do a LOT of shitposting to make up for his expense account for carbon fiber.

Hey, if we made his car out of cardboard, and like maybe just gave him a pedal car instead, do you think anyone would notice?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 05/29/2020 at 09:26

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We sell the pictures and gifs of him doing his thing to offset the damage. And instead of cardboard we make it out of the blown molded plastic that Little Tikes uses

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/29/2020 at 09:56

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You can fund a racing team with shitposting:

I don’t know if you can do it at an F1 level but it works at a NASCAR backmarker level

foghat1981 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/29/2020 at 10:11

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It was about that time I realized we didn’t hire Pastor but the gotdang Lochness Monster!

glemon > For Sweden 05/29/2020 at 21:39

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Here is the real world pattern for low budget F1 https://www.motorsportretro.com/2014/08/connew-f1-team/  it can be done, or at least it could at one time.

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/29/2020 at 22:06

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Can we make Parker Klingerman a test driver?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > For Sweden 05/29/2020 at 22:31

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Yes