not that i'm actually considering it, but...

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05/28/2020 at 09:13 • Filed to: None

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the federal govt is auctioning this in California on GSA auctions. 2009 dualie rear wheel drive fire crew carrier with 109k and the auction is at $5k.

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#vanlife is not quite adequate for this beast.


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > dumpsterfire!
05/28/2020 at 09:28

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That is awesome...but how did you not also post this thing?

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https://gsaauctions.gov/gsaauctions/aucbystate/?sl=91QSCI20142312


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > dumpsterfire!
05/28/2020 at 09:36

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Oh. Yes. That will work. I would turn it into a rolling bar (if I could find a place that would allow it!) Like a food truck, but a bar instead!


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > dumpsterfire!
05/28/2020 at 10:04

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I keep getting Instagram suggestions of ambulance camper conversions and I have IDEAS for this thing.


Kinja'd!!! LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com > dumpsterfire!
05/28/2020 at 10:06

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No stealth camping with this, that’s for sure.


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > Hooker
05/28/2020 at 10:08

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Buy a cup of ice, get a free shot of booze! Just gotta know how to market it right to avoid the law man. 


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > dumpsterfire!
05/28/2020 at 10:14

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Thank you. I sent that to my wife’s cousin. She is, or at least was, all a bout that #vanlife, s o I’ve been doing my part in trying to talk her into a ridiculous vehicle purchase.

At one point I had her pretty close to an M1078, but she got cold feet.  


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > dumpsterfire!
05/28/2020 at 10:26

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Daaaaaaang!!!


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
05/28/2020 at 11:00

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Looks like maybe some sort of older Toyota LiteAce-based Chinese knockoff? Kinda cool!


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > Snuze: Needs another Swede
05/28/2020 at 15:50

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This. Haha. 


Kinja'd!!! Taylor Martin > dumpsterfire!
05/28/2020 at 16:16

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That’s more bus than van, at least I’d assume so since it carries an entire fire crew.


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > Hooker
05/28/2020 at 21:43

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The more I think about it, the more I like the rolling bar concept.  Its like the ice cream man, but for adults.  Also cuts down on DUI.  Its a win for everyone!


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > Snuze: Needs another Swede
05/29/2020 at 10:11

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I’ve said this for years. At fire truck events, there are a few around who have bars on their trucks. They don’t sell it. But it’s a hell of a concept that would, I believe, take off!


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > Hooker
05/29/2020 at 12:01

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I think if someone did this they’d make a killing in my neighborhood. There are a lot of young to middle age couples, we’re all social, like to drink. You could clean up on Friday-Saturday nights. And were not alone, I live in a dense suburban area.

What Im envisioning is a truck like that, have a nice PA system, some patio tables and chairs, and like an awning or like a pergola structuture you could erect with lights strung from it.  The trick is you cant hit the same neighborhood every night, so set up a rotation schedule, pick like 8 different neighborhoods and rotate through them on Friday and Saturday nights.  Pull into the cul-de-sac, set up, everyone comes out and drinks, you rake in cash, then about 10 PM pack up and go home. 


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > Snuze: Needs another Swede
06/01/2020 at 11:12

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So, want to find a way to get it approved and make this happen? I feel like there is a definite market for this! 


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > Hooker
06/01/2020 at 18:20

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I was discussing this with my wife yesterday. Not sure how to get it approved, but I agree that theres got to be a market for this.