I want this image to be my life.

Kinja'd!!! "Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'" (otto-the-croatian)
05/27/2020 at 05:14 • Filed to: hour rule

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A “ Mood” to aim for.


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Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
05/27/2020 at 05:31

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Your mood seems to require way too many power poles...and a contrail.


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
05/27/2020 at 05:46

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Gorgeous pic....cool old car too...I’m not huge with American cars (weird as I’m Canadian, I know :P), but I think that’s an old ‘5 9 or so Chevy Impala :)


Kinja'd!!! jimz > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
05/27/2020 at 06:32

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You could probably pass on the airborne lead floating about back then...


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > jimz
05/27/2020 at 07:29

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I think this is a fairly recent picture.

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Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > jimz
05/27/2020 at 07:55

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We just put it in the water now.


Kinja'd!!! Manny05x > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
05/27/2020 at 08:30

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Yes.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
05/27/2020 at 09:33

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I think it’s a '59 Biscayne, too plain to be an Impala.


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
05/27/2020 at 10:47

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You’re already halfway there since both cars have some paint issues in the roof. Now to find some power lines  and a sunset. I’ll help you out with the background using a picture I took recently. Behold, the Big Chicken, the biggest and most American thing you’ve ever seen.

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May have gone overboard with the clouds but better than a cont rail.


Kinja'd!!! Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
05/27/2020 at 10:52

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Holy cluck I love that chicken. I wanna go and KF- S ee it in person.
Never thought of my busted paintjob as “patina”. I’ll start calling it that from now on.


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
05/27/2020 at 11:03

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**checks to see if I used the word patina and sees I didn’t**

Yeah, it’s patina if the car is old and cool enough to begin with.

The Big Chicken used to be a little run down but it recently got a full renovation and an interior to match (gift shop!). Here’s a video of the eyes and beak moving. The eyes in particular are pretty cool.


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > ranwhenparked
05/27/2020 at 12:31

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To ld you I’m not good with American stuff.... :P

But....aren’t they basically the same thing, just that the Biscayne has less features...?


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
05/27/2020 at 12:43

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The Biscayne was the entry level model, Bel Air the mid range, and Impala the top of the line - there were also three corresponding station wagons, Parkwood, Brookwood, and Nomad.

They did all use the same body shell and chassis, as GM was still only competing in what was then called the "standard size" category, what would later become known as full-size, but they were all marketed as distinct model lines. 


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > ranwhenparked
05/27/2020 at 12:53

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Gotcha....I’m just used to calling that body shell an ‘Impala’ :)

Thanks for the clarification! :D


Kinja'd!!! Taylor Martin > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
05/27/2020 at 18:38

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Aesthetic is the word all the hip kids would say haha.