Holy crap, what the heck?

"Jim Spanfeller" (awesomeaustinv) 05/24/2020 at 10:59 • Filed to: bikelopnik

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You can buy this Dodge Tomahawk-looking thing on Alibaba! Of course, it doesn’t have a V10, and it tops out at 80 kph (about 49 mph), but what more do you really want from a $930 new bike?

It looks like it can be had as either a three-wheeler or a four-wheeler, depending on how you option it... I imagine the three-wheeled version, if a bit less accurate, is probably easier to ride, import, and register, since a four-wheeled motorcycle might be creeping a bit close to car territory in terms of regulations.

But the real question is, at $930 (or $888 if you get four of your friends to order one as well), would you rather have this or Torch’s $930 electric car?

I must say, I’m inclined to choose motorcycle :p

You can even get a diesel one, apparently...

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Jim Spanfeller 05/24/2020 at 11:06

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I would call that a misguided effort.

Jim Spanfeller > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 05/24/2020 at 11:11

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Still the closest you’ll ever get to owning a real one...

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Jim Spanfeller 05/24/2020 at 11:15

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No, I’m pretty sure not owning one of these is still closer to owning a real Tomahawk since owning one of these is a sign one has just.....just given up in the grand scheme of things.

Jim Spanfeller > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 05/24/2020 at 11:21

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Meh, I like it anyway.

TheJWT > Jim Spanfeller 05/24/2020 at 11:26

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That thing has more plastic than the Pacific Ocean

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Jim Spanfeller 05/24/2020 at 12:13

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I doubt the wheels move independently , at least in t he rear. T here’ s still only one strut for the two-wheeled set up.

AdverseMartyr > Jim Spanfeller 05/24/2020 at 21:21

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Just looking at it makes me feel like I was cut by the edges of the sheet metal.