rest in peace hitlers alligator...uhh i mean saturnus

Kinja'd!!! "farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe)
05/23/2020 at 13:59 • Filed to: None

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i did not know alligators could live to be 84

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(yes i know he wasnt actually hitlers alligator...hitler just liked him)


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Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
05/23/2020 at 14:06

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“ (yes i know he wasnt actually hitlers alligator...hitler just liked him)”

Thank you for clarifying!

-Henry Ford


Kinja'd!!! Kiltedpadre > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
05/23/2020 at 14:12

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I learned about this recently and found it quite interesting. Alligators, crocodiles, lobsters , and a few other animals don’t actually die due to the effects of aging. They can basically just keep on going until they either suffer a horrible injury or succumb to disease.

http://awesci.com/crocodiles-do-not-die/


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Kiltedpadre
05/23/2020 at 14:24

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That pretty much true for humans, too. Old age isn’t really the cause of death. Old age exacerbates the true cause. Old age used to be used as a cause of death because it was harder to determine what caused the person to die. Now, physicians are encouraged to find the cause.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
05/23/2020 at 14:29

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I mean, the Hitler thing is pretty easy to disprove, the guy didn’t have an animal collection. A bunch of dogs and maybe some horses, but not a private zoo like Neverland Ranch. Hermann Gö ring did, though.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > ranwhenparked
05/23/2020 at 14:33

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tbh...its the headline the dutch news went with...i couldnt resist it


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
05/23/2020 at 14:36

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It was a rumor that had some currency, which is why they went with it. Its just weird that it was even a rumor in the first place. 


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > DipodomysDeserti
05/23/2020 at 15:45

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Sure, but old age can make you so worn and weak, a common cold can be your cause of death.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > duurtlang
05/23/2020 at 16:26

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Or a virus that some people don’t even react to...