I think we have a new champion in the offering random crap for trade category

"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher) 05/21/2020 at 23:21 • Filed to: FB Marketplace is the new Craigslist

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A defribullator ... Which I can only assume is stollen ... What am I going to do with a defribullator?

CB > shop-teacher 05/21/2020 at 23:26

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Stop things that are fibrillating?

jminer > shop-teacher 05/21/2020 at 23:27

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The most random thing ever I have been offered was a beer can collection.  Yours definitely takes the title though.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > shop-teacher 05/21/2020 at 23:28

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Okay... but would you?

shop-teacher > Snuze: Needs another Swede 05/21/2020 at 23:30

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Negative Ghost Rider

shop-teacher > CB 05/21/2020 at 23:31

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Gadamn it Skeeter ...

Snuze: Needs another Swede > shop-teacher 05/21/2020 at 23:31

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Fair... I g oogled, that defib is only worth like $800 on the primary market.  Pretty poor trade.  

ranwhenparked > shop-teacher 05/21/2020 at 23:33

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Probably stolen from an abandoned airport or school. Wonder if the batteries are even good?

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > shop-teacher 05/21/2020 at 23:40

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I'm going to say that's a bad trade for an automated defibrillator.  A manual would be more fun, atleast for the shocker.  The shockee might feel differently.

Longtime Lurker > shop-teacher 05/21/2020 at 23:56

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I'd bet on the battery being expired. Not cheap to replace.

zipfuel > shop-teacher 05/22/2020 at 00:05

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I mean that is a genuinely useful trade: those things are literal lifesavers, better than a probably broken snowmobile for sure.

But as others have said it’s gotta be stolen or expired.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > shop-teacher 05/22/2020 at 00:46

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Grindintosecond > shop-teacher 05/22/2020 at 07:33

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AED is used on airplanes. It talks you through what to do next, so anyone not medically trained can revive someone. Perfect for a home with old at-risk heart condition people.

So this might be from a guys parents house. Where they no longer need it....

My bird IS the word > shop-teacher 05/22/2020 at 08:02

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Thats a big no there buckaroo

Kiltedpadre > shop-teacher 05/22/2020 at 08:51

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Ask if you can test it on him before trading, shock him multiple times, and refuse the trade because he’s a dumbass.

shop-teacher > Kiltedpadre 05/22/2020 at 10:01

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BWAHAHAHAHA!

shop-teacher > ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com 05/22/2020 at 10:02

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Now that's fun for the whole family!