friggin trump!

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 05/21/2020 at 18:47 • Filed to: None

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I swear, if he does just three or more dumb things I’m going to fully consider not voting for him again!

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Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped > MonkeePuzzle 05/21/2020 at 18:54

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He did test positively negative .

Grindintosecond > Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped 05/21/2020 at 18:59

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Most positively at that.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > MonkeePuzzle 05/21/2020 at 19:00

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hahahahaha

tbh....i think you should keep him

over here hes doing a great job of fortifying the all americans are fucking stupid stereotype

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > MonkeePuzzle 05/21/2020 at 19:01

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He doesn’t need a mask he’ll be fine. H e’s getting daily shots of hydrochloric acid or so I heard.

Nothing can hurt him, have you seen his true form?

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/21/2020 at 19:04

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America says, “hold my beer for the next round... I’m up to the wicket again...”

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > MonkeePuzzle 05/21/2020 at 19:06

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Doesn’t want to smear his tanning cream

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 05/21/2020 at 19:06

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*holds beer*

interstate366, now In The Industry > MonkeePuzzle 05/21/2020 at 19:08

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Man, that article had some spicy quotes.

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > MonkeePuzzle 05/21/2020 at 19:23

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McMike > interstate366, now In The Industry 05/21/2020 at 19:31

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I wouldn’t have clicked on it if it wasn’t for you.  Thanks. 

Sovande > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/21/2020 at 19:40

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I bet this is the simple truth. 

Spanfeller is a twat > MonkeePuzzle 05/21/2020 at 19:46

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I am so fucking scared that our leaders will actively kill themselves trying to prove they’re braver than everyone else. God knows that if the President of the United States dies it wouldn’t be a simple issue, on the contrary it might make the recession even worse. 

fintail > Spanfeller is a twat 05/21/2020 at 20:05

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If 45 finally went the way of his dad (I suspect he already has dementia), it might hurt the markets for a short time, but I don’t think it would have any long-lasting economic impact. As we all should know, the stock market is not the economy. If anything, such an event would probably improve American standing, if it ends up causing a movement away from this regime.

fintail > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 05/21/2020 at 20:24

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I’ll take that con over the current con any day of the week and twice on Sunday.

Urambo Tauro > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/21/2020 at 20:34

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That get up looks familiar.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > MonkeePuzzle 05/21/2020 at 20:45

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He is such a fucking idiot, I try not to listen to him speak but if I watch Trevor he plays clips of him speaking and he either has dementia or he is just a total moron.

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > fintail 05/21/2020 at 20:46

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That’s the emerging consensus. Mark Cuban made a reasonably compelling case for opting for Dumb over Dumber, so I guess we’ll see.

I remain distressed that these  are apparently the strongest two candidates out of a 325 million person population base.

MonkeePuzzle > McMike 05/21/2020 at 20:56

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oh yeah!

MonkeePuzzle > interstate366, now In The Industry 05/21/2020 at 20:56

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youre a good man charlie brown

fintail > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 05/21/2020 at 21:07

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Would you rather be waist-deep in bullshit, or forehead-deep in bullshit?

We live in an centrist oligocracy. These choices surprise me in no way.

IIRC, Cuban also had an interesting stimulus idea, a “use it or lose it” payment package, kind of the opposite of trickle down bullshit and the last few years of unintended consequences of corporate tax cuts.   Maybe he’s not so crazy after all.

interstate366, now In The Industry > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/21/2020 at 21:17

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I mean, the article does raise some good points.

interstate366, now In The Industry > Spanfeller is a twat 05/21/2020 at 21:21

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The article has some good quotes, but apparently everyone here is too blind to see them.

interstate366, now In The Industry > MonkeePuzzle 05/21/2020 at 21:21

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I tried

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 05/21/2020 at 21:34

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Textured Soy Protein > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 05/21/2020 at 21:56

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You do realize that what many perceive as gaffes are actually because he stutters?

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2020/01/joe-biden-stutter-profile/602401/

Spanfeller is a twat > interstate366, now In The Industry 05/21/2020 at 22:33

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You’re pobably right, but you need to understand. I come from The I nternet. All I see are headlines. However , I accrue the sentiment from other stories about Trump and other leaders.

wafflesnfalafel > MonkeePuzzle 05/21/2020 at 22:34

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I thought he was immune because he was taking that horse laxative drug?  

interstate366, now In The Industry > Spanfeller is a twat 05/21/2020 at 23:01

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Fine, I’ll just come out and say it . It’s another Rickroll.

interstate366, now In The Industry > wafflesnfalafel 05/21/2020 at 23:07

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Now he’s never gonna give it up.

Spanfeller is a twat > interstate366, now In The Industry 05/21/2020 at 23:08

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oh

interstate366, now In The Industry > MonkeePuzzle 05/21/2020 at 23:08

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Lesson learned: nobody clicks on a link about Trump to vet it if they see a headline about him.

Grindintosecond > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 05/21/2020 at 23:35

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These are the people who want to be president. There are far better and far more capable people prepared to lead that want no part of this horror show.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > interstate366, now In The Industry 05/22/2020 at 00:07

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lol.....i really should start checking the links

i have a link aversion.....

MonkeePuzzle > interstate366, now In The Industry 05/22/2020 at 01:30

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fact

outrage is enough

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > interstate366, now In The Industry 05/22/2020 at 06:19

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lol... tbh...at this point i just assume the asshat did whatever the headline said

fuckers in the news for something or another every 30 minutes anyway...its better for my mental health if i stick to the headlines