I'm truly shocked that an event in Texas named "Go Topless Jeep Weekend" ended badly

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05/20/2020 at 11:28 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Textured Soy Protein
05/20/2020 at 11:36

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Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Textured Soy Protein
05/20/2020 at 11:37

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If you don't like Go Topless Jeep Weekend, you're a Karen and a cop.


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > Textured Soy Protein
05/20/2020 at 11:41

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I read about that this morning. The event has a long history of going bad. That’s why they had so many sheriff deputies on hand. For those who don’t know, Crystal Beach is a total pain in the ass to get to. From Houston, it’s a long trek east to Winnie, then nearly an hour south and west, or it’s a trip to Galveston and then a ferry ride across the channel. Either route takes at least an hour and a half. When I lived in Galveston, nobody I knew wanted to go to Bolivar for any reason, even partying, unless the party was going to be a two-day affair.

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It’s no wonder that people feel like they can go out there, drink themselves stupid and suffer no repercussions.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Textured Soy Protein
05/20/2020 at 11:48

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oh THATS where this was headed then?

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#ToplessFiat


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > For Sweden
05/20/2020 at 11:50

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or a Karen who is a cop

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Kinja'd!!! The Ghost of Oppo > Textured Soy Protein
05/20/2020 at 11:50

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200 people arrested,  except for the shooter


Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > Textured Soy Protein
05/20/2020 at 11:53

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Trochesset said a majority of those arrested don’t own Jeeps.

“I can’t blame it on the Jeep clubs,” the sheriff said. 


Kinja'd!!! SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > MonkeePuzzle
05/20/2020 at 12:09

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“All the Best Looking Karens are cops...”


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
05/20/2020 at 12:11

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yeah... I’d allow Tara Spencer-Nairn to arrest me


Kinja'd!!! PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 > MonkeePuzzle
05/20/2020 at 12:14

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I did not know the Renegade was setup to easily run door-less.


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120
05/20/2020 at 12:20

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I don't think it is. All the stiffness has left the building.


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Just Jeepin'
05/20/2020 at 12:21

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You are absolved and free to go topless.


Kinja'd!!! facw > TheRealBicycleBuck
05/20/2020 at 12:23

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If they ever get around to building the Ike Dike, it seems like it would be pretty easy to add a bridge, though that wouldn’t make it that much more accessible from anywhere but Galveston (the bigger gain would be making Galveston more accessible)


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > Just Jeepin'
05/20/2020 at 12:38

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Y eah, but he’s probably just a purist. Doesn't consider anything after the YJ a "real jeep".


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > facw
05/20/2020 at 12:39

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I haven’t been up on the latest discussions, but it seems that would be a ridiculously expensive solution with very little return. Most of the port access is further up the ship channel, so adding additional transportation options would primarily benefit the tourism industry. Given that the new Houston Ship Channel bridge is only 1/4 mile long and cost $1 B, a bridge from Galveston to Bolivar would be over 2 miles long and might cost 8-10 times as much.

A billion dollars would run the ferries for 20 years.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > TheRealBicycleBuck
05/20/2020 at 12:43

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I was going to go with my wife the morning after with our metal detectors. Probably would’ve just came back with a bag of cheapo sunglasses. The pros are out there way before dawn cashing in on lost cellphones and wedding bands


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Textured Soy Protein
05/20/2020 at 12:43

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Its a Jeep thing. We wouldnt understand


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Just Jeepin'
05/20/2020 at 12:44

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I mean, the Jeep owners may have been behaving, but they put on the event that drew the crowd that acted stupid, so...


Kinja'd!!! facw > TheRealBicycleBuck
05/20/2020 at 12:45

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With the Ike Dike in place the bridge wouldn’t have to be anywhere near that big, so would be a lot cheaper.

Now the Ike Dike itself would be extremely expensive, but still very cheap compared to flooding, and Global Warming might make it necessary to keep out rising seas even in non-storm conditions.  


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120
05/20/2020 at 12:47

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it isn’t :D


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
05/20/2020 at 12:50

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and mirrors. 


Kinja'd!!! Censored > Textured Soy Protein
05/20/2020 at 12:57

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Really? I can't wrap my head around that view point. Why must it always be an organizations fault, why can't we simply blame the idiots that caused the ruckus in the first place. How would you recommend the Jeep Owners handle this, they had an event crashed and the ones who crashed it got out of hand. What were they supposed to do?


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > facw
05/20/2020 at 13:01

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The current proposed design doesn’t include a bridge and uses a series of flood gates to allow active flow between the bay and the ocean. Each of those gates would require a span and there would be a large span over the main gate that would be similar to the Ship Channel Bridge. The extra height to allow shipping traffic under the bridge would increase the cost by $1-2 B. All of the extra spans, even though they wouldn’t need to be high enough for shipping traffic, would significantly increase the overall cost.

This is not a solution to rising seas due to global warming. There’s significant water/bio exchange between the bay and the ocean on a daily basis and the marshes along the bay are a major nursery area for the gulf. Cut that off and there would be huge impacts to animal life in the gulf.


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > EL_ULY
05/20/2020 at 13:04

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I had a friend in college that would dive the San Marcos at the end of every  summer. He found lots of rings and watches (this was before cell phones). If he could find the owner, he would return the item. If not, it became part of his college party fund.


Kinja'd!!! facw > TheRealBicycleBuck
05/20/2020 at 13:06

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I’m saying that you could add one or more bridges over the gates. You are right that they would have to be high, but they wouldn’t have to be long.

And you are right that it’s not marketed as a global warming defense. However, if your choices are changing the ecosystem or having the Houston metro area under water, you are going to change the ecosystem. Destroying those wetlands due to changes in salinity isn’t any worse them having them be destroyed by rising seas.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > TheRealBicycleBuck
05/20/2020 at 13:08

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Nice! Those river divers find all sorts of rad stuff especially after holidays .Watches are a big thing for sure. Lol I mooned one of those dudes on the Comal once. He was right under me and I just pulled down the swim trunks. The much larger dude came out of the water quickly and thought it was funny.... thankfully


Kinja'd!!! Darkbrador > MonkeePuzzle
05/20/2020 at 13:19

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It’s not topless, it’s doorless. More sideboobs view than nudist beach.


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > facw
05/20/2020 at 13:21

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It’s not just one span over the main gates. They would have to create additional spans over every one of the smaller gates.

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There are alternative solutions that have less ecosystem risk. One is to protect Houston instead of trying to protect the entire bay. The issue isn’t just about salinity. It’s about perceived barriers to movement patterns. Some species will not move through those kinds of artificial barriers. As for the wetlands, the primary driver for the plants which make up saltwater wetlands  is water depth. If you increase the water depth in an established wetland, the deeper plants will drown, but the newly submerged areas will be colonized by primary successors and the wetlands will move up-slope as secondary and tertiary succession happens. 


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > EL_ULY
05/20/2020 at 13:25

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The best place to dive is just downstream of the weirs. It’s also the most dangerous place for both floaters and divers. My wife, before we ever met, got caught in one and nearly drowned. She was saved by a fellow who lives right next to the weir and spends his summer weekends waiting to rescue people who get caught.

The rolling action which tends to drown people also relieves people of their worldly goods, making it an excellent place to find stuff.


Kinja'd!!! facw > TheRealBicycleBuck
05/20/2020 at 13:25

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No height appreciable height is needed to pass over the smaller gates though, since they would not be open for shipping plans I’ve seen.

Abandoning the whole bay area to flooding seems like a bad idea, when you could protect the whole region for a reasonable price.


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > facw
05/20/2020 at 13:33

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Have you seen t he Galveston Bay Park proposal? It provides protection, increases marsh area, preserves the bay’s function, keeps the pass open, and costs the same or less.

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Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Textured Soy Protein
05/20/2020 at 13:38

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The whole bro Jeep/ truck thing is disgusting, I hope the new Bronco manages to be different but Ford is betting on a cash cow like the wrangler. 


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > MonkeePuzzle
05/20/2020 at 13:41

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What a loathsome vehicle.


Kinja'd!!! facw > TheRealBicycleBuck
05/20/2020 at 13:45

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Had not seen that. Seems like it would protect a lot less, though I guess it is protecting the more valuable areas.


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Censored
05/20/2020 at 13:45

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https://www.thedrive.com/news/28114/jeep-beach-party-chaos-leads-to-68-arrests-and-32-car-crashes-in-texas-town

because like H2O it appearently turns into a shitshow every year.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Censored
05/20/2020 at 13:48

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Who says these crowds "crashed" the event?


Kinja'd!!! 7:07 > MonkeePuzzle
05/20/2020 at 14:21

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I see Corner Gas, I star Corner Gas. 


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Censored
05/20/2020 at 15:12

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Are all those people in the stands at football games crashers too?


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > 7:07
05/20/2020 at 15:15

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i just rewatched the whole original series (and movie) and have stared on the animated series. 


Kinja'd!!! coqui70 > Textured Soy Protein
05/20/2020 at 19:10

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Not the Jeep Club’s fault - every year some thugs show up and start trouble. Actually not the worst one ... a few years back they had several shootings.


Kinja'd!!! coqui70 > Textured Soy Protein
05/20/2020 at 19:15

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No but if a bunch of assholes start a fight in the stands (looking at you Raider fans) it’s not the team’s fault either. This event started as a family-friendly beach cruise but unfortunately in the last few years it has attracted a few  idiots.


Kinja'd!!! coqui70 > MonkeePuzzle
05/20/2020 at 19:18

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They’re doing it wrong ...

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Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Textured Soy Protein
05/20/2020 at 19:43

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Lemme guess: S omebody uttered the phrase “ mall-crawler” and it just escalated from there.


Kinja'd!!! Censored > Textured Soy Protein
05/20/2020 at 21:40

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No, but as stated, it isn’t the team or stadiums fault that people suck, and it’s simply incorrect to attempt to hold them responsible. You hold the person or persons who caused the ruckus responsible.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Censored
05/20/2020 at 21:43

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You taking this way seriously ier than necessary. We can leave it at it’s funny that the car event with the wannabe risque pun name ended up in mayhem, have a good chuckle and move on with our lives.

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Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > TheRealBicycleBuck
05/20/2020 at 23:55

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Is it comparable to h2o in that it descends to a shitshow?


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
05/20/2020 at 23:57

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From what the article said, yes.


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > TheRealBicycleBuck
05/21/2020 at 00:06

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i wasnt sure if you had more local knowledge. M ultiple years from the drive or jalopnik said the same.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > TheRealBicycleBuck
05/21/2020 at 10:00

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like, every 5 minutes someone is freakin drowning. True story. My wife and brother in-law around this time year