Maybe I should have been a landscaper instead of a male prostitute.

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05/16/2020 at 18:25 • Filed to: None

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Everything you see was about 4' high. My dad hurt his hip, and these slopes were absolutely brutal when I was a teenager and they’re probably worse now.

I also pushed back the eroding/sprawling earth on the west side street.

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A dozen more Saturdays and it will look decent!


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/16/2020 at 18:31

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That Taco is photobombing your truck, build a treehouse, that is all. 


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/16/2020 at 18:37

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That is one of the least appealing mowed lawns I've ever seen. Why is the house built on a sheet cliff?


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/16/2020 at 18:43

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I mean, both professions use your longboi, kinda.  How difficult could the transition be?


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/16/2020 at 18:43

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I thought you were going to do professional cereal critiques. I can send you a box of this

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Kinja'd!!! ClassicDatsunDebate > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/16/2020 at 18:43

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Buy your dad a goat.


Kinja'd!!! ClassicDatsunDebate > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
05/16/2020 at 19:00

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Oof. I don’t even have to taste those to know what they taste like.


Kinja'd!!! Sovande > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/16/2020 at 19:01

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No pictures of you being a prostitute? How am I supposed to make a decision if I only know of your landscaping prowess?


Kinja'd!!! Roadkilled > ClassicDatsunDebate
05/16/2020 at 19:03

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Goats work on steep slopes, but they often seem to find a way to go where you don’t want them.

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/eastside/watch-goats-escape-tear-through-issaquah-neighborhood/


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
05/16/2020 at 19:09

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“ Mowed?” This is weed whacker territory, boi.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/16/2020 at 19:15

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Poison oak intensifies.


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/16/2020 at 19:17

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Both weed wackers and push mowers are ways to mow.


Kinja'd!!! thatsmr > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/16/2020 at 19:53

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When I was a pre- teen I was in charge of cutting the lawn which was cool because I got to pick out a new mower and was allowed to use it to make $$ mowing for neighbors too. BUT we had a steep hill with weeds and saplings etc which my dad would rent a bladed gas weedeater every month or two that I also then had to maintain! At least you can kick back and admire your work now!


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Sovande
05/16/2020 at 20:11

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As it turns out, I'm not very good at either trades.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
05/16/2020 at 20:13

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None on this property, but I am pretty allergic to silver dollar/money plant.

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Kinja'd!!! ClassicDatsunDebate > Roadkilled
05/16/2020 at 23:21

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Goats are the perfect  example of Chaotic neutral.