Rode My Bike To Work This Morning

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 05/14/2020 at 07:01 • Filed to: None

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TheRealBicycleBuck > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/14/2020 at 07:09

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You rode your bike on the road or on a trail?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > TheRealBicycleBuck 05/14/2020 at 07:10

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The road.

TheRealBicycleBuck > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/14/2020 at 07:15

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Then you rode your bike on the road.

Really, I’m just trying to drop a hint here without being too obnoxious.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > TheRealBicycleBuck 05/14/2020 at 07:18

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I don’ t no wh at your talking a bout

TheRealBicycleBuck > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/14/2020 at 07:25

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Ack! You’ r e killing me!

jimz > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/14/2020 at 07:33

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I could listen to that 512 times.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > TheRealBicycleBuck 05/14/2020 at 07:41

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Their, they’re its all good

TheRealBicycleBuck > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/14/2020 at 07:49

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I just want to go back to bed. Maybe the first cup of coffee will help. 

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > TheRealBicycleBuck 05/14/2020 at 07:59

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Eye 

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/14/2020 at 08:18

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Clearly...it wasn’t great. Road commuting never changes...

Meanwhile, in the great outdoors....

functionoverfashion > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/14/2020 at 08:30

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Riding my bike to work is easy, 4 miles, downhill but for the last 200 feet. Coming home, on the other hand... 

UserNotFound > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/14/2020 at 08:59

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According to Google Maps, it would take me 3h 39m to ride to work. In reality it would probably take me closer to 8 hours, if I ever make it.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > UserNotFound 05/14/2020 at 09:02

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Google says my commute is  11 minutes, I did it in about 7 

UserNotFound > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/14/2020 at 09:26

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What does G oogle even know.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > UserNotFound 05/14/2020 at 10:00

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I live my life to beat the google times

ClassicDatsunDebate > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/14/2020 at 11:06

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Oh yeah, that band from Guitar Hero 2.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/14/2020 at 11:08

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I went to ride my bike to work and was greeted with a flat.  I found the leak to be where the stem goes into the tube which never patches well.  This si the case with both tubes i have sitting in my basement at the moment.  wtf.

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > TheRealBicycleBuck 05/14/2020 at 12:21

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