![]() 05/07/2020 at 20:51 • Filed to: At least I'm not a meth addict | ![]() | ![]() |
Which is a weird way to spend a vacation day, but my boss is offering me double time for it, so I guess it's all good?
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Double time is a good reason to come in to work. Now you can take two days off for free!
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It was also a day I took off for vacation, so it's almost getting triple paid!
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How modern times is a staycation at work? Sorta l ike having a trendy disease.
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You have to be an optimist in this career or else you'll go nuts.
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I don’t wanna pry too much, but are you a lineman or something like that? You’ve mentioned “first responder,” but you don’t sound like a police officer.
![]() 05/07/2020 at 21:36 |
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It’s a question we all know the answer to, but I’ll never confirm.
![]() 05/07/2020 at 22:07 |
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Really liking that Sportwagen.
I’ve probably had worse vacation days and sure as fuck didn’t get twice the money for it.
Also, how’s Sammy doing? Is she still messing around with potatoes?
![]() 05/07/2020 at 22:09 |
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Me too!
I would have rather done nothing, but hey, I’ll take it.
She is currently attacking an antler. She loves it.
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Kinja’d.
![]() 05/07/2020 at 22:14 |
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Ohhhhhhh.
*does math*
Pretty sure that means you can take another week off and request a raise.
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Has the dog chewed through the table leg yet? My husky decided that our yard didn’t have enough holes so he made about three new ones.
![]() 05/07/2020 at 22:24 |
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Not yet, but give it time.
![]() 05/07/2020 at 23:08 |
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lucky to have a self aerating lawn.
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Definitely not a sex worker.
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We can’t rule it out.