These are actual questions people asked on Google

"415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30) 05/05/2020 at 14:53 • Filed to: dumb

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These are !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! about the Mexican holiday, which is actually a bigger deal in the US than it is in Mexico.

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Cinco = 5. de Mayo = of May. So, May 5.

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Cinco de Mayo.

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On Cinco de Mayo.

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*Sigh. On Cinco de Mayo.

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We’ve been through this already.

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There was no Cinco de Mayo war.

The holiday celebrates !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! on May 5, 1862. It was a relatively minor battle — the French reclaimed Puebla a year later — but a symbolic one because a small Mexican army defeated a larger occupying force. By 1867, Mexican troops had driven France from the country.

Taco Tuesday coincides with Cinco de Mayo

Many Americans assume Cinco de Mayo is Mexico’s Independence Day. It’s not. That holiday falls on September 16 and commemorates the Grito de Dolores, a priest’s ringing of a church bell in the town of Dolores in 1810 that triggered Mexico’s War of Independence from Spain.

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No. Día de Muertos, or Day of the Dead, is a three-day holiday in which families across Mexico gather to remember deceased friends and family members. It’s usually held from October 31 to November 2.

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Wherever you want it to be. If your party game is strong, Cinco de Mayo could even be a state of mind.

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No. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! :

And our absolute favorite question ...

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We give up.

For Sweden > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 05/05/2020 at 15:04

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Me o n Cinco de Mayo

Milky > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 05/05/2020 at 15:05

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I just tried to shop at my local Mexican market and today was the first time it had a line.  This cant be the reason why.  

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 05/05/2020 at 15:06

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That last one really made me laugh. 

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 05/05/2020 at 15:07

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Yeah, but you didn’t answer the last one. We need to know!!

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 05/05/2020 at 15:08

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It’s also Taco Tuesday. Double win. 

Spanfeller is a twat > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 05/05/2020 at 15:08

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Its not even a bank holiday here...

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 05/05/2020 at 15:10

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There was no Cinco de Mayo war.*

*yet 

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/05/2020 at 15:10

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How serendipitous !

lone_liberal > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 05/05/2020 at 15:16

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It is always helpful to remember that nearly half of the population has below average intelligence.

Chariotoflove > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 05/05/2020 at 15:18

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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > For Sweden 05/05/2020 at 15:20

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*me pronounces spanish words in french.

ranwhenparked > lone_liberal 05/05/2020 at 15:24

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A recent survey shows that about 30% of Americans believe there is already a COVID-19 vaccine that is being deliberately withheld, 45% believe in ghosts, and 18% plan on winning the lottery to fund retirement. So, yeah these search terms  track pretty well.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > lone_liberal 05/05/2020 at 15:33

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I don’t think any of us are unaware at this point! Even the POTUS is in that category. I don’t have a lot of faith in people anymore, when we have truly intelligent people that can’t do anything because of the hoards of morons saying they are lying... I don’t know... 

Darkbrador > For Sweden 05/05/2020 at 15:36

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Hey, now ... 

For Sweden > Darkbrador 05/05/2020 at 15:37

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You’re an all-star

Darkbrador > For Sweden 05/05/2020 at 15:44

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break the mo-old ? 

smobgirl > ranwhenparked 05/05/2020 at 15:48

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I mean, if I don’t win the lottery I can’t retire so that  sounds like a reasonable goal to me.

The Ghost of Oppo > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 05/05/2020 at 15:55

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I can guarantee a large portion of US citizens cannot accurately describe what the 4th of July celebrates, other than just it being “independence day”. Most gun nuts think the Bill of Rights goes back to 1776.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > The Ghost of Oppo 05/05/2020 at 16:10

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Yeah I’ve seen pics of 1776 with older flags and guns on shirts or whatever with the geniuses at rallies.

“Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”

You can’t fix stupid, it is true. 

ttyymmnn > The Ghost of Oppo 05/05/2020 at 18:22

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That’s the day that Betsy Ross stitched the National Anthem, right?

OPPOsaurus WRX > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 05/05/2020 at 20:24

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cinco de mayo, amazingly falls on taco Tuesday , ironically ruined by Conona.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/05/2020 at 21:33

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cosmic alignment