Holy shit, Facebook just cured coronavirus!

"Bryan doesn't drive a 1M" (bryantakespictures) 05/01/2020 at 19:12 • Filed to: None

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They added a new reaction! Thank god our nightmare is over.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 05/01/2020 at 19:16

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I'd rather inject bleach than use Facebook

For Sweden > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 05/01/2020 at 19:17

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Ban Facebook; use I nstagram.

ranwhenparked > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 05/01/2020 at 19:23

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Is there some sort of background we have to change to to get it to work? Like how we stopped terrorism forever by all  switching to the French flag in 2015?

WilliamsSW > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 05/01/2020 at 19:25

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A perfect example of the cure being worse than  the disease.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 05/01/2020 at 19:26

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ttyymmnn > For Sweden 05/01/2020 at 19:30

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Burn it all down.

Discerning > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/01/2020 at 19:32

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I want that emoji. For reasons

WilliamsSW > ttyymmnn 05/01/2020 at 19:34

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Except Kinja!

Or especially Kinja?

Kiltedpadre > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 05/01/2020 at 19:36

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We really need a reaction that says “hey dumbass” for people posting claims that Corona was developed in a lab so people could be injected with a tracking chip when a vaccine is administered. Yes, I have read this multiple times.

I want this distilled into a Facebook reaction emoji.

ttyymmnn > WilliamsSW 05/01/2020 at 19:45

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I would say Kinja, but who else is going to let us do all this craziness for free?

My bird IS the word > Kiltedpadre 05/01/2020 at 19:48

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That is such an amazing  combination of news stories that werent actually read.

WilliamsSW > ttyymmnn 05/01/2020 at 19:56

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The other day I made a shit post and there was that ad bar in the middle of it.

Blank, unfortunately- I keep hoping they’ll sell ads and share the proceeds with us kwality kontent creators.  

ranwhenparked > Kiltedpadre 05/01/2020 at 20:12

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I’ve heard that, Trump and Xi came up with the plan over chocolate cake at Mar-a-Lago

AdamB > Kiltedpadre 05/01/2020 at 20:13

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I've read hundreds of comments who say Bill Gates paid to create the virus and patented it in 2018. And they give me links to websites full of conspiracy theories. 

Kiltedpadre > AdamB 05/01/2020 at 22:15

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I had an old high school friend that I reconnected with on Facebook. I removed them not long after when their anti-vax and big pharma bs started coming out. Now I occasionally see it on posts other people we both know make, and it reminds me how much it enraged me.

Kiltedpadre > My bird IS the word 05/01/2020 at 22:17

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If you only read every third word you can find the true news hidden in the fake news propaganda.

/s

Kiltedpadre > ranwhenparked 05/01/2020 at 22:17

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What did Putin eat? 

ranwhenparked > Kiltedpadre 05/01/2020 at 22:38

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I don't know, but apparently Xi's cake was beautiful and tremendous

Kiltedpadre > ranwhenparked 05/01/2020 at 22:41

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Naturally, Mar-a-Logo wouldn’t sell anything that wasn’t amazing, the finest even, some might call it the most phenomenal dessert experience that you could have in one of the world’s most stunning resorts.

I hear some people say the menu was the work of a very large-handed, stable genius.