![]() 05/02/2020 at 18:45 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
I’m about to deliver a phrase that will change the course of your daily driving!
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Brace up , people!
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I hope you’re wearing shoes, because I’m about to knock your socks off!
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Are you ready for this??
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I’m serious!! Colin Chapman in a candy factory, baby! (That’s a pun on deliverin’ lightened mint ).
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HEY HEY HEY!!! Don’t go! Yeah, that was rough, but it’s smooth sailing from here...
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Alright, here it is!!
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*Clears throat*
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* Uh h!!* The depths of my intellect could drown a fish.
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... I gotta get outta here...
![]() 05/02/2020 at 18:59 |
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“Does it get any bigger than that?”,
-Wobbles Date a
sks late in the evening as she opens her Uber app
![]() 05/02/2020 at 19:00 |
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every brake light is a cautionary tale?
whaaaa?
i thought every brake light was a bullseye
aim for the middle....... thats where the dead hookers live
![]() 05/02/2020 at 19:04 |
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Hey, I’ve never known anyone to question a surgeon on whether the scalpel is enough to get the job done.
![]() 05/02/2020 at 19:07 |
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“Hey, before being asked questions about the size of the organ, it’s helpful to know if it’ll be required to play in a cathedral...”
![]() 05/02/2020 at 19:10 |
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You just made me realize that I’ll need to explain why the trunk was in the back of the car to someone’s future kids. “You see, Elonia, cars had a machine that ran on dinosaurs and explosions up there...”
![]() 05/02/2020 at 19:13 |
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HAHA!! I think that got a legitimate chortle out of me!
![]() 05/02/2020 at 19:48 |
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that new pop up 911 wi ng bugs me... it’s like a chunk of the car pops out - maybe I need to get over it
![]() 05/02/2020 at 20:01 |
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D ont get over it! Staying quiet is how we end up with no more Targa because of “aerodynamic concerns,” while getting something like this:
![]() 05/02/2020 at 20:51 |
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Agreed. I hate that spoiler. I don’t really like any of the regular 911 pop up spoilers, but this one is the worst.
Also, that’s a good one, dad.
![]() 05/02/2020 at 22:44 |
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Yeah I don’t like it, I prefer a 964 if it has to pop up, I’d rather have some kind of duck tail just stay there.
![]() 05/02/2020 at 22:58 |
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So ugly, I’m sure functional but blech. If your’e going to expose the innards either chrome plate or anodize that shit so it looks cool.