Hertz is in a world of hert...

"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich) 04/30/2020 at 18:04 • Filed to: None

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Apparently they are looking at filing for bankruptcy...

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I mainly posted this because I wanted to post “Hertz is herting” or “Hertz is in a world of Hert”.

What is your best Hertz pun?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/30/2020 at 18:10

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Someone must have given them a Hertz donut

Azrek > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/30/2020 at 18:12

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Megahertz is how I usually describe my body after drinking too much

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/30/2020 at 18:15

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People still rent from Hertz? All corporate rentals for my carrier have been Budget, enterprise or national.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 04/30/2020 at 18:27

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Last time I rented a car, it was from Enterprise.

They had a selection of Nissan Versas, Micras and V6 Chargers.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/30/2020 at 18:31

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My last rental was from National and it was a Chrysler Pacifica. Before that it was a Hyundai Elantra. I rarely take the nissan. I think I got an Altima last summer in Sacramento. 

ranwhenparked > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/30/2020 at 18:40

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Hertz hasn’t been relevant since they dropped O. J. as spokesman, for some reason, probably money related . When was the last time you even saw a commercial for them?

Will say that they do seem to have more convenient weekend hours than Enterprise in non-airport locations, which is something if you need a car on a  Saturday afternoon. 

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/30/2020 at 18:45

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Hertz suffering due to decreasing frequency.

Under_Score > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/30/2020 at 18:52

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Too bad the nearest rental place to me is an Enterprise. Now that the chains have lowered the age to 18 and waived the Under 25 fee, I need to go rent.   I was looking at some corporate jobs with Hertz back at Christmas. If I’d graduated college in, say, 2017 and was in a role there now, shoot. Everything in life happens for a good reason!

someassemblyrequired > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/30/2020 at 19:08

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Exhibit A of why investors should never touch companies where Icahn is involved. Like TWA, a great company ruined by Icahn. With Hertz there was a lot of skullduggery with options - I suspect he had a disclosed position but was actually playing games so that he was actually way short . Sold my position a long time ago but it was pretty obvious as the games started as  soon as he took a stake.

Jim Spanfeller > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/30/2020 at 19:10

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smobgirl > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/30/2020 at 19:13

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I think I’ve driven every Versa that  Enterprise owns.

boredalways > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/30/2020 at 19:16

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“ Hertz so good
Come on baby make it hertz so good
Sometimes love don’t feel like it should
You make it, hertz so good…"

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/30/2020 at 19:34

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Something about the hertz and minds of the people?

Jayvincent > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/30/2020 at 19:39

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does this mean they will be liquidating their fleet of Mercs and Mustangs? asking for a friend...

Tripper > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/30/2020 at 20:04

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Came in late with a hertzdonut comment, I can only edit, not delete so here I am just wasting everyone’s time.

functionoverfashion > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/30/2020 at 20:07

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I feel like the last few times I’ve gone to rent a car, Hertz was like 50% more than the rest, so I moved on. 

Stef Schrader > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 04/30/2020 at 22:41

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State Farm did Hertz when someone keyed the Lancer (grumble).

Stef Schrader > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/30/2020 at 22:41

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Came here for this. “Hertz, donut?” is a classic for a reason.

Uscgto > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 05/01/2020 at 08:06

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I rented about 40 times in 2019. Almost every weekend and sometimes for weeks. Mostly for work. Always p aid for by work.

I rented from Avis, National, Hertz.

Surprisingly National uses to be the most expensive. Almost always. Hertz gave me:

Mustan g GT for cheaper than $20 a day

Expedition

Suburban cheaper than $500 a week in Atlanta. OtD.