What's up with Ram drivers?

"CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley) 04/19/2020 at 02:08 • Filed to: None

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I saw “fuck Wuhan”, “fuck Trudeau” and a “I identify as a Prius” stickers on 3 separate Rams today.

Why are Ram drivers so shitty?

PyramidHat > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 04/19/2020 at 02:26

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FCA offers subprime loans?

Svend > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 04/19/2020 at 02:32

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Because stupidity and ignorance, like Covid, know’s no borders. Only there is more signs of a cure for Covid, than there is for stupidity and ignorance. 

RPM esq. > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 04/19/2020 at 02:34

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I’m just surprised this is the first time you’ve noticed.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 04/19/2020 at 02:34

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Mah truck

CB > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 04/19/2020 at 02:40

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Don’t you own a Ram?



Serious answer: big manly men in hippie Lower Mainland think being offensive and contrary is a political stance.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > CB 04/19/2020 at 02:41

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I own a Dodge.... technically a different brand.

That's enough to separate me right?

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/19/2020 at 02:56

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Muh Truhk 

RPM esq. > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 04/19/2020 at 03:02

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Correlation is not causation. Even if it seems like 75% of the offensive or just offensively stupid bumper stickers I see in Washington are on FCA products, that’s  still only like 1-5% of the Rams I see. Which is to say: I don’t think anybody assumes all Ram or Jeep owners are morons, just...some of them.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 04/19/2020 at 03:20

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/19/2020 at 03:21

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Says the guy who’s posts are about his trugh half the time

Jayvincent > Svend 04/19/2020 at 03:32

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Maybe CoVid19 is the cure for stupidity...

Svend > Jayvincent 04/19/2020 at 04:53

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Nah, it’ll be used by the stupid as fake news, an excuse for stupid people and used by the stupid to call non-stupids, stupid.

They’ll turn it around, because that’s what they do, they interpret what they want, how they want it.

Even if Covid takes a few of the stupid away, it'll be at the cost of many innocents. 

IdleInCA > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 04/19/2020 at 06:30

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Same thing here in AB. Truck driver making BMW drivers look good? Gotta be a Dodge. I don't distinguish between Ram and Dodge.

A Boy and His Longtail > IdleInCA 04/19/2020 at 08:46

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Same here. Ram is still Dodge to me and it always will be. Just like Racing Point or whatever the heck it’s  called is still Force India.

Wacko > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 04/19/2020 at 09:26

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Ever notice that a Ram with a Hemi has an on/off gas pedal.

They floor it at every intersection....

HoustonRunner > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 04/19/2020 at 09:34

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Well, my dad definitely does not fit the stereotype thankfully. He drives a 2017 1500 Ecodiesel 2WD. And he derives joy from getting high MPG’s out of it.

I honestly feel a little bad when I borrow it from time to time, I kill his average.

smobgirl > HoustonRunner 04/19/2020 at 09:39

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It’s hilarious and a little endearing that this is something you two share.

HoustonRunner > smobgirl 04/19/2020 at 10:02

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I love my dad, but I can’t drive that slow...

DirtyDodge > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 04/19/2020 at 10:36

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I own a ram and have none of those stickers or feelings, perhaps they are "elite" ram members?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 04/19/2020 at 10:50

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In Montana it would be a 2000 2500 with a 6” lift worn out 33’s rattle can paint and straight piped 4” exhaust. The stickers would go back to Bush/Cheney For president  and have a picture of a wolf in the crosshairs of a rifle. Plus a Calvin piss on ford sticker.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > RPM esq. 04/19/2020 at 11:30

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I think it's "not all FCA owners are morons, but all morons are FCA owners" or something like that

DipodomysDeserti > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 04/19/2020 at 12:38

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Bush? Still repp ing that RINO?!

RangerSmith > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 04/19/2020 at 15:23

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I can’t tell you WHY it bothers me so much. Other than it’s just a pet peeve. But I see more Ram/Dodge trucks with their mirrors extended out than any other brand.

Fold those things back in when you’re done with them!