True heroes of social distancing

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04/11/2020 at 13:25 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Textured Soy Protein
04/11/2020 at 13:30

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Wait, is that that guy Moon Vest who used to hang out on the street in front of CBS?


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Textured Soy Protein
04/11/2020 at 13:33

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Him being in Lowes with noodles that aren’t 6' long and on oxygen is a great way to die.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Textured Soy Protein
04/11/2020 at 13:35

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If you don’t wear a mask in Philadelphia , the police will kill you

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Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > For Sweden
04/11/2020 at 13:43

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Yeah, SEPTA initially mandated masks for all passengers, and instructed drivers and train operators to call the police if passengers weren’t complying. They’ve since walked that back, for obvious reasons.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > ranwhenparked
04/11/2020 at 14:01

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“Should we buy a few thousand masks to give to passengers without masks?”

“No, let’s spend a few million defending lawsuits instead."


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > For Sweden
04/11/2020 at 14:16

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Thats SEPTA for you


Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > Textured Soy Protein
04/11/2020 at 14:16

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The “Tin-Foil” Hat

The foam in the pool noodles obfuscates and absorbs the harmful 5G coronavirus radiation waves.

The thought power of my Facebook group and subreddit makes the sheeple tremble with fear. We are the science!

-15 % chance of COVID-19 infection

-10 Charisma when within line of sight of another player

+1 Intelligence (stat appears higher but has no real effect)

-5 Dexterity if targets within 2 metres


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > ranwhenparked
04/11/2020 at 15:46

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SEPTA sound septic for a reason :p


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/11/2020 at 21:11

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I never noticed the oxygen. 


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
04/11/2020 at 21:27

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It’s a nice touch.