This 2008 Subaru Outback is For Sale with 613 Miles

Kinja'd!!! "Michael Woyahn" (michaelwoyahn)
04/10/2020 at 09:00 • Filed to: None

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Anyone looking for an EJ with intact head gaskets? There’s a chance the ones in this Outback are still good!

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No, this is not another Craigslist ad where the seller forgot a couple of digits at the end of the odometer reading and a one or two in front. This 12-year-old Outback is still officially not broken in with 613 miles.

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According to the CarFax , this car has lived a very long life of sitting. It arrived on the dealer’s lot in North Carolina on June 6 th , 2008 and was purchased three months later on September 4 th , 2008.

It proceeded to rack up an astounding 33 miles per year until its first service eight years after it left the dealer lot. On October 26 th , 2016, the Outback returned home where the ECM was reprogramed by the same dealer at 355 miles.

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Only two and a half years later, this car had gained 257 more miles, bringing its total to 612 miles. In this time, it put on almost 103 miles per year— over triple its previous annual mileage. The last mile was added by the dealer, which leads us to now.

My best guess is that this was owned by a retiree that lived one mile from all surrounding grocery stores, restaurants, and church. T his could’ve also been someone’s 25 th car which they parked and lost for a bit . Maybe it was someone’s dream to buy a new Outback and keep it in show room condition to become a collector car.

The previous o wner did consistently register this Outback every year, so they were sure it was ready to put on its annual allocation of 33 miles at any time .

Intentionally or not, they treated this Outback like a classic Ferrari and created a museum piece as a result.

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It looks like  the stalks have never been touched.

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The link to the dealer’s page is !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! if you’d like to add this Outback to your collection.

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DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! Boxer_4 > Michael Woyahn
04/10/2020 at 09:12

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It for sure needs a timing belt if it’s going to be driven.  If I were wealthy and had the space I’d buy it and park it.  That would make an odd barn find in ~30 years. 


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Michael Woyahn
04/10/2020 at 09:15

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it’d probably sell quick in Vermont


Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > Michael Woyahn
04/10/2020 at 09:16

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Did it go eight years without an oil change?


Kinja'd!!! Michael Woyahn > Cash Rewards
04/10/2020 at 09:20

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Unless it got one done at a shop that didn’t record to CarFax, it looks like it went almost 12 years without an oil change! The first one on the CarFax  was when this dealer got it in March!


Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > Michael Woyahn
04/10/2020 at 09:29

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So the dealer let it ride at the 8 year service!


Kinja'd!!! Michael Woyahn > Cash Rewards
04/10/2020 at 09:38

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It seems like it! J ust reprogrammed the ECM and ignored everything else! Who even needs good oil anyway?


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Michael Woyahn
04/10/2020 at 09:38

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Too bad it’s not a manual XT 


Kinja'd!!! Michael Woyahn > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
04/10/2020 at 09:44

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I actually found this one while looking at  XTs!


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Michael Woyahn
04/10/2020 at 09:46

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Sir, I’ve got the dossier — the couple retired from New Jersey to Florida in 2003, but two hurricane seasons scared them off to North Carolina. They underestimated the hipster culture of Asheville before they moved there, so in order to fit into the 1930s Craftsman neighborhood with most residents half their age, the husband grew a mustache and learned to play the dulcimer . They had purchased this Subaru to park on the street as something of a lawn ornament, but less than a month later the husband had a terrible unicycle accident on his front porch. He spent years in rehab, during which point they forgot they owned the car. The bank continued to process the automatic payments, so eventually they owned it outright.

When they both passed away last year, their estate attorney informed me that the house was worth over a million dollars, with the Outback not far behind that.


Kinja'd!!! Michael Woyahn > Ash78, voting early and often
04/10/2020 at 09:52

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There is no doubt in my mind that this is exactly the story! 100% correct.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Michael Woyahn
04/10/2020 at 09:58

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CP at $21k. My opinion is NP at $12-14k.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Michael Woyahn
04/10/2020 at 10:30

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Every other gasket has perished though.


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Michael Woyahn
04/10/2020 at 11:20

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They were way ahead of the curve on quarantining.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Boxer_4
04/10/2020 at 14:11

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All that dry sitting, I gotta think the head gaskets are crap as well.