Mitsubishi Should Just Say, “Fuck It"

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 04/09/2020 at 14:45 • Filed to: None

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And come out with a new Pajero Evo. They would probably sell like hotcakes post ‘Rona

fintail > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/09/2020 at 14:52

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T hey’d use the name,but it would look like this:

HammerheadFistpunch > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/09/2020 at 14:56

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They gotta do something. It won’t be any worse than stay ing the course

Urambo Tauro > fintail 04/09/2020 at 15:01

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R ecommending /liking /upvoting   comments like this makes me feel the need to clarify that I’m just laughing/groaning/cringing and not actually supporting the idea itself . Lest some bigwig from (insert automaker here) drops by and gets the wrong idea...

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/09/2020 at 15:05

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This thing is wicked 

UserNotFound > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/09/2020 at 15:11

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No talking about the PajEvo. We need to keep the prices down until I can get one.

RPM esq. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/09/2020 at 15:15

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I want one of these very badly.

ranwhenparked > HammerheadFistpunch 04/09/2020 at 15:18

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I don’t know, 2019 was their best sales year since 2007. Something they’re doing seems to be working. People really do like boring/lackluster crossovers and developing world small hatchbacks with low prices and easy financing. 

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/09/2020 at 15:20

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It would be rad, but the sales would be more cold cakes I’m afrai d.

fhrblig > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/09/2020 at 15:20

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I’ve seen their current lineup. I think they said “fuck it” a long time ago.

MultiplaOrgasms > ranwhenparked 04/09/2020 at 16:50

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Perfect for America, then.

ranwhenparked > MultiplaOrgasms 04/09/2020 at 16:53

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Well, we will officially hit developing world status sometime this year (depending on where you go, certain localities  have always had it). 

feather-throttle-not-hair > Urambo Tauro 04/09/2020 at 17:11

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Yup, some Mitsubishi exec is gonna read this and be like “I’ve got it! We’ll throw some fender flares on the Eclipse Cross!!! We’ll leave them the color of black plastic so it’ll look tough! Plus plastic is cheaper to manufacture than all-wheel drive! ”

Urambo Tauro > feather-throttle-not-hair 04/09/2020 at 18:09

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UGH

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/09/2020 at 19:48

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I want a new Chariot Runner GT. Evo  powered tallish wagon? Sign me up

pip bip - choose Corrour > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/10/2020 at 08:20

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yes please!