so I guess this happened in Colorado

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 04/09/2020 at 13:06 • Filed to: None

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be careful out there

smobgirl > MonkeePuzzle 04/09/2020 at 13:13

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The hell?

I saw a Civic parked on the 470 bike path yesterday . I really hope there was a legit reason for that.

Jetstreamer > MonkeePuzzle 04/09/2020 at 13:13

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My photoshopsense is tingling

Lotion > MonkeePuzzle 04/09/2020 at 13:16

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This is photoshopped. The carerra GT crashed in NYC a couple days ago. 

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > smobgirl 04/09/2020 at 13:16

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Its a monkeeshoped shitpost....

VincentMalamute-Kim > smobgirl 04/09/2020 at 13:21

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psst... look up the photos on Jalopnik of the Gemballa crash. I got fooled for a bit too.

MonkeePuzzle > smobgirl 04/09/2020 at 13:29

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legit? no.

meth? yes

dumpsterfire! > MonkeePuzzle 04/09/2020 at 13:31

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Must have hit one of those elk on the way to Estes.  

smobgirl > VincentMalamute-Kim 04/09/2020 at 13:33

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Sorry, it’s tiny on my phone. But also  the missing stream of conscious involved the Civic being near a dealer where someone stole and wrecked a Maserati, noticing yesterday that the dealer now sells like three more brands of high end cars, and being surprised no one has taken this opportunity to steal something else fun (and initially the thumbnail causing me to think maybe someone had).

smobgirl > MonkeePuzzle 04/09/2020 at 13:35

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I mean I could use a Civic. Easy enough to hotwire, right?

VincentMalamute-Kim > smobgirl 04/09/2020 at 13:37

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ah. I have no excuse. I was looking at the large picture on my desktop.

MonkeePuzzle > smobgirl 04/09/2020 at 13:42

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hotwire? most of the ignitions are so old and worn down any remotely similar honda key will unlock and start them

SO easy to steal

smobgirl > MonkeePuzzle 04/09/2020 at 13:45

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I conveniently still have a spare key to my neighbor’s Civic, but that would be too obvious to steal. Hmm... 

Chariotoflove > smobgirl 04/09/2020 at 14:31

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It’s kind of your civic duty to remove it from the bike path.

I’ll leave now.

Nauraushaun > MonkeePuzzle 04/10/2020 at 00:50

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What’s the car? Can't place it