Never mind Covid, here's a faster way to get sick

"Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen" (distraxi)
04/09/2020 at 00:01 • Filed to: NPOCP

If seasickness from the chassis flex doesn’t get you, the interior decor will.

On the other hand, if you have a high enough tolerance for drunks, you could do pretty well serving the bachelorette party market.

Yours for a mere $84K USD (in the seller’s wildest dreams). Though apparently that price includes an identical hardtop limo in case of rain.

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Thankfully the feds would crush that on sight if someone tried to sneak that mere 20 year old machine in.

It’s nice when you can rely on the federal government to do the right th ing.

Nauraushaun > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen
04/09/2020 at 01:54

why the hell did he use an au falcon haha the least desirable car ever

Because it’s one of the few cars where chopping the top off, stretching it and painting it pink doesn’t actually make it worse?

pip bip - choose Corrour > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen
04/09/2020 at 02:20

he can keep it

Ayyy yooo...and I'm lost for words.

Everyone must have a Forte....

Stef Schrader > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen
04/09/2020 at 06:35

I’m.......I’m super here for this. I think it’s the purple and pink Barbie car aesthetic. It’s a real-life Barbie car.

CalzoneGolem > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen
04/09/2020 at 07:33

I dig the interior. It really suits the car.

Needs more hot tub