Quarantine Thoughts

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 04/08/2020 at 10:42 • Filed to: None

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I found I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice. My doctor explained that it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I really think it’s the vodka.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > ttyymmnn 04/08/2020 at 10:46

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If I didn’t have to come into the office, I’d be right there with you. 

TheRealBicycleBuck > ttyymmnn 04/08/2020 at 10:49

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Well, that was unexpected.

ttyymmnn > TheRealBicycleBuck 04/08/2020 at 10:51

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CalzoneGolem > ttyymmnn 04/08/2020 at 11:03

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The infamous Quarantini.

I’ll just go smoke pot in the garage instead.

user314 > ttyymmnn 04/08/2020 at 11:04

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A little bit of sugar-derived ethanol helps the medicine go down

sony1492 > ttyymmnn 04/08/2020 at 11:05

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If the coffee i snt on the cusp  of giving you a panic attack you need more

vondon302 > ttyymmnn 04/08/2020 at 11:10

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I'm sticking with coffee for now.

bob and john > ttyymmnn 04/08/2020 at 11:16

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ttyymmnn > CalzoneGolem 04/08/2020 at 11:17

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That sounds nice. I used to do a lot of that back in the day. Pretty much gave it up when I got married 30 years ago. My neighbor across the street has offered on numerous occasions to hook me up, though. 

ttyymmnn > sony1492 04/08/2020 at 11:18

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I’ve been drinking half-caff for years. It’s better for my BP.

CalzoneGolem > vondon302 04/08/2020 at 11:20

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Early morning drinking would just put me back to sleep. Not sure how you guys do it. 

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > ttyymmnn 04/08/2020 at 11:21

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The real move is both orange juice and coffee. By the time the sugar starts going away, you’re fully on the caffeine wave of 4 cups of coffee?

All of yall drink at least 4  cups by 10AM right? I’m not the only one?

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > ttyymmnn 04/08/2020 at 11:21

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Once on a ski trip we stopped for breakfast at a small town in Colorado. A local walked in, the waitress asked if he was having the usual. When she started mixing up a screwdriver for him I realized I was not t ough enough to be a cowboy.

CalzoneGolem > ttyymmnn 04/08/2020 at 11:22

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It’s lower in calories and easier on your liver than alcohol but rougher on your lungs. I almost 100% prefer it to alcohol. 

vondon302 > ttyymmnn 04/08/2020 at 11:23

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Oddly enough recreational sales is a essential service here in Michigan.

Delivery and curbside side service only. What a time to be alive.

vondon302 > CalzoneGolem 04/08/2020 at 11:28

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It usally makes for early or blurry evening.

There's nothing better than a good coffee drink after dinner tho.

Thomas Donohue > ttyymmnn 04/08/2020 at 11:29

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That or an ge in that glass is way to opaque.....not enough vodka.

“You can’t drink all day  if you don’t start in the morning”

Sovande > CalzoneGolem 04/08/2020 at 11:29

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I live in a condo. My next door neighbor is a priest. The other day I was in my patio relaxing when he came outside. I casually put the joint out in an ashtray on the table and he said he said “Hey, I didn’t come out here to look at the flowers, fire that thing back up.”

Mid Engine > CalzoneGolem 04/08/2020 at 11:29

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Tincture is what the doctor ordered , no lung abuse and very concentrated, shake & bake

Thomas Donohue > CalzoneGolem 04/08/2020 at 11:30

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You have to keep drinking.  Pace yourself....

CalzoneGolem > Thomas Donohue 04/08/2020 at 11:32

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That’s a lot of work and bathroom trips.

CalzoneGolem > Mid Engine 04/08/2020 at 11:34

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When stuff is legal to sell here in Maine for recreational I’ll look into it. It’s legal to use recreationally  but they are dragging their feet working out the laws for some stupid reason. 

CalzoneGolem > Sovande 04/08/2020 at 11:36

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Lol what kind of priest is he?

CalzoneGolem > vondon302 04/08/2020 at 11:37

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All I’ve got at home is Jaeger I bet that would be tasty in some coffee.

Future next gen S2000 owner > CalzoneGolem 04/08/2020 at 11:39

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So edibles are the sweet spot?

vondon302 > CalzoneGolem 04/08/2020 at 11:40

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With some sugar and or cinnamon and maybe whipped cream?

Hell I'd try it.

Chariotoflove > ttyymmnn 04/08/2020 at 11:43

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It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > ttyymmnn 04/08/2020 at 11:48

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Two Words:

Irish Coffee

CalzoneGolem > Future next gen S2000 owner 04/08/2020 at 11:48

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I actually find edibles to be ineffective personally. I’ve eaten some things ex perienced people cautioned me was strong and I don’t end up getting anything. 

OPPOsaurus WRX > CalzoneGolem 04/08/2020 at 11:49

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2 beers and a bowl is the best spot ever

CalzoneGolem > vondon302 04/08/2020 at 11:49

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Maybe I’ll just have a coffee cup ful l of J a ger...

OPPOsaurus WRX > ttyymmnn 04/08/2020 at 11:49

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you cant drink all day if you dont start in the morning

CalzoneGolem > OPPOsaurus WRX 04/08/2020 at 11:50

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I’ll drink to that.

smobgirl > CalzoneGolem 04/08/2020 at 11:50

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*shrug*

Nothing else to do. Might as well nap.

CalzoneGolem > smobgirl 04/08/2020 at 11:51

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I know most people don’t feel this way but I feel like napping is admitting defeat.

Also I got 2 kids and a wife at home ain’t no napping happening.

smobgirl > CalzoneGolem 04/08/2020 at 11:55

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Ah. I have four cats and a dog, and they do nothing but nap. Might as well join them?

(And I’ve admitted defeat. Though I did accidentally take a 14 mile bike ride on my beach cruiser yesterday, and I very much would’ve chosen a different bike if that was intentional. Felt good to get out though!)

Ash78, voting early and often > CalzoneGolem 04/08/2020 at 12:07

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The only thing I never liked was not being able to gauge it very well. A toke might be like a sip of beer...or it might be like 2 beers. Or 6.

Sovande > CalzoneGolem 04/08/2020 at 12:22

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Episcopalian.

Sovande > ttyymmnn 04/08/2020 at 12:23

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There is no time like the present to get back into recreational marijuana use. 

ttyymmnn > Sovande 04/08/2020 at 12:29

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Wherever you find four Episcopalians, you’re bound to find a fifth.

Disclosure: I am a confirmed Episcopalian. 

CalzoneGolem > smobgirl 04/08/2020 at 12:39

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What bike did you take and which bike would you have preferred.

smobgirl > CalzoneGolem 04/08/2020 at 17:20

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I took my little Detroit Bikes 3-speed. Would’ve preferred my Salsa Fargo or even the mountain bike but they’re both in the garage and should probably get new tires sooner than later.