Flathead County Police Blotter

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
04/01/2020 at 15:39 • Filed to: Police Blotter

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9:02 a.m. A dog was at large in Libby.

10:04 a.m. A Kalispell woman was eating glass.

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10:22 a.m. A Kalispell man asked if anyone found his wallet.

12:34 p.m. A Columbia Falls man reported that his neighbor keeps running a power cord to his house to steal his power. He admitted that it wasn’t a pressing issue but he is getting pretty tired of it.

12:35 p.m. A truck was stuck in the snow in the mountains.

3:04 p.m. A Troy man called to see if anyone had found his wallet. They had not.

3:34 p.m. A Kalispell man bumped his smartwatch and called 911 on accident.

3:54 p.m. Some youths were blasting music.

4:11 p.m. A Whitefish man has been unable to get ahold of his friends for four days.

4:39 p.m. A man was racing up and down streets in Whitefish. Opps!

4:48 p.m. Some mules were running down the highway in Eureka.

6:18 p.m. A Columbia Falls man reported that his neighbor was screaming at him.

8:04 p.m. A Hungry Horse man called 911 to ask how local officials were planning on “getting the evil out.”

8:58 p.m. A Kalispell man was “beat up.”

9:11 p.m. A Hungry Horse man said his dad was not following the quarantine rules.

9:42 p.m. A Libby man called 911 because some children were looking at him through his windows.

11:53 p.m. A man was walking down the train tracks. He was told to get off. 12:37 a.m. Someone broke into a vape shop.

10:15 a.m. A man was walking down the street with a shopping cart.

2:10 p.m. A Kalispell woman was throwing all of her boyfriend’s belongings out on the lawn.

4:15 p.m. Five pigs were running through a Whitefish neighborhood. A local resident called Animal Control to see if anyone was missing the pigs, but so far no one has claimed them.

5:48 p.m. A man digging up a big stump pocket dialed 911.

5:49 p.m. Another man cooking a pizza pocket dialed 911.

7:46 p.m. Someone called 911 because they saw a group of people larger than 10 hanging out in Bigfork.

7:56 p.m. A Nintendo was stolen in Columbia Falls.

8:18 p.m. A wallet was found in the middle of the road.

9 p.m. Some people were shooting guns down by the river.

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DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
04/01/2020 at 16:04

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4:39 p.m. A man was racing up and down streets in Whitefish. Opps!

Bad! Bad Highlander!

8:04 p.m. A Hungry Horse man called 911 to ask how local officials were planning on “getting the evil out.”

Sound’s like the start of Far C ry 5...

7:46 p.m. Someone called 911 because they saw a group of people larger than 10 hanging out in Bigfork.

Oh geeze... Project Eden meeting...

9 p.m. Some people were shooting guns down by the river.

I’d like to say this is Far Cry 5 confirmed.... but on second thought it’s probably just a regular Tuesday in Montana. 


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
04/01/2020 at 16:11

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10:22 a.m. A Kalispell man asked if anyone found his wallet.

3:04 p.m. A Troy man called to see if anyone had found his wallet. They had not.

8:18 p.m. A wallet was found in the middle of the road.

Call the two guys and have them fight for it, Thunderdome style, for our post-apocalyptic entertainment.


Kinja'd!!! PyramidHat > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
04/01/2020 at 16:33

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I think 12:34 Columbia Falls Man and 6:18 Columbia Falls Man are neighbors


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
04/01/2020 at 16:48

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At least one of the two got his wallet back


Kinja'd!!! WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
04/01/2020 at 17:13

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Horse Man getting the evil out

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Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
04/01/2020 at 18:09

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woman eating glass?

as you do


Kinja'd!!! Jayvincent > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
04/01/2020 at 20:35

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somebody needs to tell 10:22am and 3:04pm to hurry down to the station, becau se we only found ONE WALLET