Is This Irony or Tragedy? Ironedy?

"user314" (user314) 04/01/2020 at 14:09 • Filed to: covid-19, Covid lyfe, Life in the time of Covid-19, Texas, Toilet Paper, toilet paper won't stop the apocalypse, big rigs, 18 WHEELER

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An 18-wheeler full of toilet paper !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! and caught fire this morning on I-20 in Dallas County, Texas.

A CBS 11 News crew spoke with the truck driver who said he hit a bump, lost control, and hit a highway barrier before the big rig rolled over. The trucker said he was taking the load of toilet paper to San Antonio.

Firefighters were able to quickly doused the flames, but are expected to spend hours at the scene putting out hot spots. Crews are also being brought in to clean up the mess.

The driver, his dog, and the responding firefighters were all uninjured, but the shipment of poop paper was destroyed.

ttyymmnn > user314 04/01/2020 at 14:21

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Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > ttyymmnn 04/01/2020 at 14:33

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Are you comparing him to flaming bog roll? 

ttyymmnn > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 04/01/2020 at 14:39

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I never watched the show, so I don’t get the reference. 

ttyymmnn > user314 04/01/2020 at 14:41

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I’m imagining a scene like the crash of an armored car spewing money all over the road, with hundreds of people stopped and running around scooping up the pooping paper. 

haveacarortwoorthree2 > user314 04/01/2020 at 14:42

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“San Antonio has those big women that use lots of toilet paper cuz they eat so damn many churros.” Charles Barkley

Just Jeepin' > user314 04/01/2020 at 14:44

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Anyone jump out of their cars to retrieve TP? They’d sure do it for cash, that happened here a few years ago.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > ttyymmnn 04/01/2020 at 14:45

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I actually have no idea what it is from, but both the TP and the man were flaming.

ttyymmnn > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 04/01/2020 at 14:46

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I’m assuming it’s from Seinfeld.

Chariotoflove > haveacarortwoorthree2 04/01/2020 at 14:57

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Did he say that?  Because I can see him saying that in my head.

wafflesnfalafel > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 04/01/2020 at 15:01

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ha - I love Newman...

DipodomysDeserti > Chariotoflove 04/01/2020 at 15:11

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Yes he did, but didn’t mention toilette paper. Focused mostly on underwear.

Chariotoflove > DipodomysDeserti 04/01/2020 at 15:50

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That guy gets away with saying so much stuff that most people only consider when truly drunk.

DipodomysDeserti > Chariotoflove 04/01/2020 at 16:43

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That’s because Sir Charles probably is drunk while filming.

Chariotoflove > DipodomysDeserti 04/01/2020 at 17:31

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I don’t think he needs alcohol’s help.

But I wouldn’t put money against it.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Chariotoflove 04/02/2020 at 08:18

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I took a few liberties, but pretty close. lol