That's a... um... thing... [Found on Local Craig's List]

"JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t" (jawzx2) 03/31/2020 at 20:44 • Filed to: Kill It With Fire, Nice Price Or Crack Pipe, its a jeep thing

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InFierority Complex > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 03/31/2020 at 20:55

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The original Rally Fighter.

boredalways > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 03/31/2020 at 20:57

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Send the ad to Stephen King and maybe it will inspire him to write another short story or book.

Kiltedpadre > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 03/31/2020 at 21:08

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I wonder what it takes to qualify as poor condition in their book?

That being said if I could get it for  a grand I’d drive it for a summer.

66P1800inpieces > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 03/31/2020 at 21:12

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That’s a dent!?

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > 66P1800inpieces 03/31/2020 at 21:18

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hey man, car is in good conds, what don’t you get about that?

OPPOsaurus WRX > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 03/31/2020 at 21:21

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its am awesome car but it looks like it could be the start o f the next two or three outbreaks

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 03/31/2020 at 21:29

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I... like that. A surprising amount.

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > 66P1800inpieces 03/31/2020 at 21:40

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That’s not a dent, that’s THE dent.

zipfuel > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 03/31/2020 at 22:28

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Ya know maybe it’s cos I’m not from round here but I’ve always loved these redneck sports car on a 4x4 chassis things.

Sure this is beat to shit but it’s a change from the usual IROC and if it’s not rusted out at 60% of asking plus a case of beer it’d be a lot of fun for cheap.

Plus it might be the most reliable triumph on Craigslist right now...

EDIT I think I’ve traced my liking for these things back to a movie but this is definitely more gambler 500 than Thomas Crowne material...

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 03/31/2020 at 22:38

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It’s like Richard Hammond’s offspring, British but some American bro truck mixed in. All hold air... really the least you can expect from a tire. 

Just Jeepin' > zipfuel 03/31/2020 at 23:12

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I just watched that movie yesterday. 4 Jeeps, if you were wondering.

PyramidHat > zipfuel 03/31/2020 at 23:59

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The mustang was nice; her dress was nicer

RangerSmith > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 04/01/2020 at 00:34

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“tires are nice, all hold air. ”

Nom De Plume > PyramidHat 04/01/2020 at 03:54

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You know it was a good comment when you find yourself erasing numerous replies before hitting the publish button.

Nom De Plume > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 04/01/2020 at 04:02

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CTS-V Wagon with 22" wheels and truck tires is still the iteration of this I’d aim for.  

AdverseMartyr > 66P1800inpieces 04/01/2020 at 07:15

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Not even really a dent. More of a scratch. I’m sure it’ll buff right out.*

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*In reality a few buckets of bondo, and some paint will be needed before the buffing process.

zipfuel > PyramidHat 04/01/2020 at 09:33

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I was gonna say you’re not picking up Rene Russo in this thing, more likely Breanna with the oxy habit

PyramidHat > zipfuel 04/01/2020 at 10:13

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Breanna with the oxy can be fun for a weekend until she gets pinched for shoplifting at the dollar store...