Wow.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 03/31/2020 at 01:01 • Filed to: Doggo

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Is there anything more flattering than your dog abandoning her normal bed, pushing your office door open hoping to find you, and setting up shop?

Ye- no.

wafflesnfalafel > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/31/2020 at 01:17

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I think I have something in my eye, (but I can’t use any kleenex because of damn coronavirus.)

DipodomysDeserti > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/31/2020 at 01:22

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Best feeling in the world.

You know that feeling you get when you’re camping and everyone else is asleep except you and a buddy, and you keep each other company late in to the night just relaying stories and sharing shit? I feel like dogs have that feeling all the time. They’re ways too “drunk” to know what’s going on, but love hanging out.

LastFirstMI is my name > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/31/2020 at 02:23

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So cool. But did you choose the dog to match the paint scheme, or the other way around?

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/31/2020 at 02:51

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One of my dogs is incredibly nice and checks on me when I’m up late and everyone else is asleep.

The other does his own thing for hours, then rushes out of nowhere to kick my phone out of my hands and rub his ass in my face until I walk and/or feed him.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/31/2020 at 06:27

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Not really and yet...we had a kelpie once that used to do much the same. Unfortunately, he would then behave like a 10 year old child and drop the most catastrophic farts, right under your chair .

TheRealBicycleBuck > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/31/2020 at 07:50

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It can get tedious at times. Every time I get up and move somewhere new, both dogs get up and follow me there. It doesn’t matter if I’m heading to the kitchen, back yard, or even the bathroom, they have to follow. My wife IFR calls them my shadows. I call them my entourage. 

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/31/2020 at 08:43

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A matching doggo? What luxury!
What is the car in the photo on the left? I can’t quite place it but it looks British to me. Something like 2/3 photos I’m about to dump here.

And my owns doggos, which do not match my house.

TheRealBicycleBuck > TheRealBicycleBuck 03/31/2020 at 18:40

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I just noticed the glitch. I’m not sure where the IFR came from. It’s not some strange acronym to describe my wife.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/10/2020 at 20:57

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Ulterior motive and self-serving: just wants to be the first thing you think of when you get up from your work in case maybe walkies. Or if you haz sammich .

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