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03/30/2020 at 20:04 • Filed to: invention is a mother

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In other news, scientists in more northern climates are testing whether COVID-19 can be prevented by touching a frozen pole with your tongue.


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Chariotoflove
03/30/2020 at 20:11

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Kinja'd!!! Nom De Plume > Chariotoflove
03/30/2020 at 20:11

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I read about this earlier today.  Accidentally invented a necklace that buzzes until you try touching your face.  Then attempts to make a full line of clip-on earrings and nose rings.  At least he didn’t puncture his ear drum.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Nom De Plume
03/30/2020 at 21:49

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Give him time.  He’s still working on projects.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Chariotoflove
03/30/2020 at 22:17

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probably said “hold my beer”


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > pip bip - choose Corrour
03/30/2020 at 22:18

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Wouldn’t rule it out.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Chariotoflove
03/30/2020 at 22:26

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https://www.9news.com.au/national/coronavirus-australian-scientist-magnets-device-accident-hospital-melbourne-health-covid-19/540c14b1-6d6b-4486-a5af-fba0415fb06e


Kinja'd!!! zipfuel > pip bip - choose Corrour
03/30/2020 at 22:35

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Given that in some parts of the world the beer cans are actually made from steel there’s a possibility he was trying to hold his own beer ...


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > zipfuel
03/30/2020 at 22:39

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LOL


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Chariotoflove
03/30/2020 at 23:11

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A device to stop face-touching, huh? Nah, sounds more like he was trying to ionize blood for maximum efficiency.

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