And that's we he realized...*

"boredalways" (boredalway666) 03/28/2020 at 16:34 • Filed to: Lunchlopnik, And that's when he realized he fucked up, shitposting, shitpost, Post of the Shit

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Wanted something light for a late lunch and pulled this out of the freezer. Only 320 calories and just spicy enough.

But there was a small problem. Pulling it out of the microwave, I grabbed the fork to mix it up and took a bite.

Then another.

And another.

And a light bulb went off in my head. I looked at the fork and then over my shoulder to the stovetop. There was the clean fork that I should have been using.

Instead, I grabbed the fork I mixed up cat food with!

This will not end well.

*...he fucked up!

VincentMalamute-Kim > boredalways 03/28/2020 at 16:40

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What I got out of your story was that adding cat food to Sriracha Shrimp Bowl makes it tasty.

And your cat would probably like some of that Sriracha Shrimp added to his food.

Seems fair.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > boredalways 03/28/2020 at 16:54

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eh....catfood is safe for human consumption...you’ll be fine

probably....

boredalways > VincentMalamute-Kim 03/28/2020 at 17:11

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Test it out for us and report back, please.

VincentMalamute-Kim > boredalways 03/28/2020 at 17:12

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Sure.  Lend me your cat.

boredalways > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/28/2020 at 17:15

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Nope. Stomach is turning as we speak.

Also, Google Serena Williams puking gourmet cat food.  I think she was at the Waldorf Astoria during a U.S. Open weekend.

boredalways > VincentMalamute-Kim 03/28/2020 at 17:19

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No.  Get your own cat.  Borrow your neighbor's cat if necessary.  Hell, try dog food or bird suet

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > boredalways 03/28/2020 at 17:21

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ill pass on the googling...not a fan of any kind of puke really

welp...if your not gonna be fine try not to die at least

good luck and god speed

*backs away whilst smiling politely*

pip bip - choose Corrour > boredalways 03/29/2020 at 01:58

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oops!