Don't be Alton Brown...

"Deal Killer - Powered by Focus" (dealkiller-ii) 03/24/2020 at 22:35 • Filed to: None

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Keep all knives away from bottles of wine/champagne.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus 03/24/2020 at 22:38

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He didn’t follow his own advice - work the blade along the feel of the bottle for a bit before attempting to saber. Don’t just last against the neck like a drunken......well, a drunken alton brown. 

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 03/24/2020 at 22:54

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I think many of us, including myself, is consuming the booze pretty hard lately. 

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus 03/24/2020 at 23:07

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And apparently my one tallboy is one too many as I meant “keel” and not “feel” of the bottle lol

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus 03/24/2020 at 23:11

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T OO LATE, CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME DRINKING PORT

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/24/2020 at 23:27

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It just blew! I’m too fucked up to really care what you’ve been drinking. I’m fucking hammered.

StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/25/2020 at 07:54

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Fuck, I should go open some port at 8am today....

RPM esq. > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus 03/26/2020 at 17:59

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I am a skilled champagne saber-er and have done it with everything from the back of a bread knife to an actual cavalry saber (my great-grandfather’s— my grandfather used it for the same purpose for many years before passing it down to me ), and have never injured myself actually sabering a bottle...but then suffered one of the worst cuts of my life while removing a rubber stopper from a previously sabered bottle and forgetting how sharp the rim would be, because I’d been drinking champagne, of course.

ClassicDatsunDebate > RPM esq. 03/26/2020 at 18:37

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Haha. I also have an ironic cut from sabering a bottle with one of those Chinese meat cleavers. S lashed my thumb on the sharp corner, forgetting the blade was pointed towards me.

RacinBob > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus 03/26/2020 at 19:05

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priceless