I Think My Wife Would Divorce Me in a Heartbeat

"OmerCarrothers333" (omercarrothers333) 03/24/2020 at 11:41 • Filed to: None

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if I got this:

One owner 2012 S4 for sale at a local Honda dealer; they're asking $12k and I owe $9k on my GTI.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > OmerCarrothers333 03/24/2020 at 11:48

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you can get a new wife afterwards

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/24/2020 at 11:52

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And, he’ll have a much easier time of acquiring such trophy bride with such a bitching’ AUDI.

Win-Win

Tripper > OmerCarrothers333 03/24/2020 at 11:57

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All in how you sell it!

MonkeePuzzle > OmerCarrothers333 03/24/2020 at 11:57

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bad timing for a divorce... gonna be on lock down with a shiny audi in the garage and an angry wife inside. at least you can sleep in the audi i suppose

user314 > OmerCarrothers333 03/24/2020 at 11:59

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Can’t find it now, but I think I just saw something about car payments being suspended as part of the stimulus bill....

Arrivederci > OmerCarrothers333 03/24/2020 at 12:00

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If it’s the V8 she should divorce you.  

facw > OmerCarrothers333 03/24/2020 at 12:02

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Have to be careful that she doesn’t get the car in the divorce.

Ssfancyfresh > OmerCarrothers333 03/24/2020 at 12:12

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If she’s like my wife, she may divorce you because she can’t figure out the MMI or HVAC controls.

kanadanmajava1 > OmerCarrothers333 03/24/2020 at 12:14

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If money cannot bring happiness the loss of money cannot bring unha ppiness. But it has an automatic which doesn’t bring happiness.

ZHP Sparky, the 5th > OmerCarrothers333 03/24/2020 at 12:22

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Honey, no more tiny hatchback. Here’s a real family sedan, I’m grown up now! 

Thomas Donohue > OmerCarrothers333 03/24/2020 at 12:22

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Find a new wife that is a German mechanic: Win-Win.

Nom De Plume > Ssfancyfresh 03/24/2020 at 12:41

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Then take the car for its fiscal worth in the legal proceedings.

OmerCarrothers333 > kanadanmajava1 03/24/2020 at 13:25

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DSG is gooood

OmerCarrothers333 > Arrivederci 03/24/2020 at 13:26

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V6, I'm not stupid

Arrivederci > OmerCarrothers333 03/24/2020 at 14:19

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LOL - good man.

kanadanmajava1 > OmerCarrothers333 03/24/2020 at 14:58

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Oh! That’s better.

Thisismydisplayname > OmerCarrothers333 03/24/2020 at 15:10

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I had a ‘12 S4 6MT for about three years as the second owner, it was a great car. Wouldn’t have got rid of it if my family didn’t expand. It cost me a set of brakes and a few brake fluid flushes along with oil and filters for the 40k miles I had it and nothing else. I wouldn’t buy an auto one though, the stick is so nice. I did install an intake that did away with the stock silencer and it was glorious. As the rpms climbed that supercharger whine was intoxicating. And point and shoot in traffic. Very fun driving car. It would understeer like a little piggo when I AutoXed it.  At least the auto doesn’t have to worry about clutch replacements.  But you’ll want to change fluid.  But that’s only a few hundred, vs a couple thousand for the clutch.  

OmerCarrothers333 > OmerCarrothers333 03/25/2020 at 10:19

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My wife actually said she wouldn't be opposed to me getting a new car, it just couldn't be a used car. Her experience with the MDX really turned her off on used cars.