How much is too much?!

"PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120" (pyroholtz) 03/21/2020 at 15:30 • Filed to: TP, Toilet Paper

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Well there it is folks....we’ve all seen it, everyone is hoarding the TP, the bathroom paper product, the buttocks wipe...you know, toilet paper.

Have you been wondering how long your secret stash will last, have you been struggling with the maths? Well, struggle no more my friend.

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Obviously this is a gross approximation.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 03/21/2020 at 16:08

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It’s only gross if you don’t wash your h ands afterward.

Nom De Plume > PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 03/21/2020 at 16:40

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PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 > Nom De Plume 03/21/2020 at 17:18

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Homemade, sustainable and organic, nice.

Nom De Plume > PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 03/21/2020 at 17:21

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Even better warm.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Nom De Plume 03/21/2020 at 17:45

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why are there refried beans already on the tacos?

PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 > Nom De Plume 03/21/2020 at 17:46

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Well of course, pretty much expected that.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 03/21/2020 at 17:54

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My stockpile will last indefinitely because I’ve decided not to poop any more until the virus passes.

Nom De Plume > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/21/2020 at 18:00

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Pre-moistened

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/21/2020 at 18:30

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There’s a line from an Australian movie from 1979 that has been stuck in my head for a long time:

'If you don't eat, you don't shit. If you don't shit, you die.'

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 03/21/2020 at 19:40

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 That is profound. What are you