Motherfucker

"CB" (jrcb) 03/20/2020 at 14:38 • Filed to: Nothing is husky proof

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CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > CB 03/20/2020 at 14:41

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what did he do now?

Snuze: Needs another Swede > CB 03/20/2020 at 14:42

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Okay, maybe I’m  blind, what am I looking at?  What did she destroy?

CB > Snuze: Needs another Swede 03/20/2020 at 14:43

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She escaped Double Dog Jail.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CB 03/20/2020 at 14:46

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Is any of this a sur prise? This is classic husky behavior. 

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > CB 03/20/2020 at 14:47

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After seeing what she did to the crate door?  Might be time to let her onto the Work Release Program...

Snuze: Needs another Swede > CB 03/20/2020 at 14:47

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I guess it’s time for T riple D og J ail!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CB 03/20/2020 at 14:49

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PUPPEH

CB > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/20/2020 at 14:50

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None of it is a surprise.

Nom De Plume > CB 03/20/2020 at 14:53

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Ask yourself if a dog that survived the cold before you picked it up can do so for a few hours a day right now. Or take the sleeping under your boss’ desk route.

As I commented earlier today. Cold weather survival requires a huge amount of energy. Energy your dog is wasting currently. Energy the breed  has adapted to having at all times.

CB > Nom De Plume 03/20/2020 at 14:55

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She's jumped the fence before. I ordered the big crate that was recommended.

Ash78, voting early and often > CB 03/20/2020 at 14:57

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Furry Houdini!

phenotyp > CB 03/20/2020 at 14:57

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HI THERE I’M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU I WAS WORRIED THAT I’D NVER GET OUT OF THERE

fintail > CB 03/20/2020 at 14:57

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I like the look “hey, what’s up?”

Nom De Plume > CB 03/20/2020 at 14:59

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Which is why you chain the dog up in such a way it cannot reach the fence (will get hung up on it and strangle probably based on current behavior) or gnaw through the weak point in that which binds.

John Norris (AngryDrifter) > CB 03/20/2020 at 15:00

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Oh she's a good girl.    

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CB 03/20/2020 at 15:05

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Even when you listen to me, you don’t listen to me.

CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/20/2020 at 15:12

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I HAD TO MAKE DO.

gin-san - shitpost specialist > CB 03/20/2020 at 15:30

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Oh my god I still love her, but then again she’s not destroying my house.

Maybe this is the trick: cage her so she expends all her energy escaping, then she won’t have energy left to destroy your house. S he escaped today but didn't destroy anything else... 

Manny05x > CB 03/20/2020 at 15:40

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Pretty sure you bought a honey badger.  

Dakotahound > CB 03/20/2020 at 15:40

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If you get a new crate, slowly acclimate the dog to it. For t he first time, put him in the crate, give him a treat, and just wait in the next room for 15 minutes. The next time, make it a little longer. Eventually, put him in the crate with a treat and walk outside for a while.

Also, wipe some peanut butter inside of a KONG and freeze it. Make sure that you get the peanut butter  way inside. Put the frozen KONG in the crate with the dog when you leave. This keeps the dog busy for a while. It also makes the crate more fun. I specifically mentioned KONGs because they are almost indestructible .

Most of our dogs seem fine in a crate after a few weeks (some adapt to it almost immediately). One of o ur current dogs (the one with crate escape problems) too k abou t a month.

facw > CB 03/20/2020 at 15:41

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Such a clever puppy!

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > CB 03/20/2020 at 15:58

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Smart Motherfucker

CB > Dakotahound 03/20/2020 at 16:05

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I did the peanut butter thing, which did not work. I will try the new crate method when I get  the next crate (the husky-proof one [allegedly]).

CB > gin-san - shitpost specialist 03/20/2020 at 16:06

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That's why I put her back in Double Dog Jail.

Chariotoflove > CB 03/20/2020 at 17:03

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This series has me laugh ing my ass off.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > CB 03/20/2020 at 17:19

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What you need to do is make the cage big enough so that you too can live in it. Then she won’t feel the need to escape. 

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Snuze: Needs another Swede 03/20/2020 at 17:20

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Is that from Jurassic park?

Snuze: Needs another Swede > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 03/20/2020 at 17:24

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Haha, no, but it does look like it!

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Nom De Plume 03/20/2020 at 17:51

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My husky takes  naps in snow banks.

Jayvincent > CB 03/20/2020 at 17:51

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you may be doing it wrong: first, crawl into the crate. Then padlock the crate door. then swallow the key...

I for real had to use carabiners and/or padlocks to keep my sheltie in his crate - dog was smarter than an average HS student and could unlock the swivel and slide lock bars from the inside with just one paw !

Nom De Plume > CB 03/20/2020 at 17:58

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Promise we are trying to help here so I’m going to give away the plot while you are at wits limit.  Instead of waiting for a better time.

Every movie where the good guy is tied up on a chair and somehow manages to wiggle over to a sharp object. Just like that only with a door latch. I kid you not it will get tipped over and that will just provoke a more forceful response.

Nom De Plume > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/20/2020 at 18:00

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Don’t tell me, tell him.  The dog is smart enough to shelter in a snow bank when it’s Canuckistan cold outside.  Enjoys it in fact.