Hey remember that time Suzuki rallied an Esteem?

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 03/17/2020 at 22:06 • Filed to: None

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No? Guess what? That’s because it was a dismal failure! It only entered eight WRC events over four years and failed to finish four of those!

Look at this thing. It’s trying to be a Subaru sooooo hard.

Not even Monster Tajima could make this turd a success.

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/17/2020 at 22:18

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But who will rally to your defense when the chips are down and the cuffs are on?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 03/17/2020 at 22:19

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Walter White, hopefully. He gets shit done.

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/17/2020 at 22:21

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I want that wagon, dont care how shit it is

Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/17/2020 at 22:25

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I remember seeing a model of the sedan at one point. 

OPPOsaurus WRX > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/17/2020 at 22:31

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i was an Esteem wagon maybe a week or so ago. I had no idea what it was. I t was a bit ahead of me on t he highway didn’ t i didn’ t have a hard time catching up.  I was shocked at how small it was.  The Fiat 500 behind it was taller.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/17/2020 at 22:42

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A buddy of mine had one in college. Before we were friends. He says he loved it despite its many failings.

But of course the obvious joke was make and it was referred to as the “ Low self Esteem”

carcrasher88 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/17/2020 at 23:15

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Or that time Saab sent a 9-3 Viggen up Pikes Peak...

Seen here looking mostly stock in 2002...

And a much wilder looking one from the same year. Different classes, of course.

Or when Hyundai sent an Elantra up Pikes Peak in ‘95.

Three years prior, Rod Millen got a win there with, of all things, a Hyundai Scoupe.

Wheelerguy > carcrasher88 03/18/2020 at 03:38

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Millen vs Tajima was the true Royal Battle at Pikes Peak.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > carcrasher88 03/18/2020 at 08:41

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Ahhh I remember when I owned a Scoupe Turbo. Weird looking car. Neat interior. It never ran in the entire time I owned it but it was mostly rust free, which was cool. Sold it to an enthusiast who had two or three more Scoupes.

pip bip - choose Corrour > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/20/2020 at 06:02

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things i learn