Social Distancing Champ

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 03/17/2020 at 06:34 • Filed to: None

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Cash Rewards > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/17/2020 at 07:54

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Had to Google the image, but worth it

PyramidHat > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/17/2020 at 08:29

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Oh, fuck.   That’s brilliant. 

ttyymmnn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/17/2020 at 08:44

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I couldn’t tell who it was in the thumbnail, but almost spit my coffee when I clicked through. Well played. 

dumpsterfire! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/17/2020 at 08:47

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a little OCD goes a long way towards keeping things clean.

ranwhenparked > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/17/2020 at 08:56

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W ashing the outside of canned food before you open it doesn't seem so crazy now, does it?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/17/2020 at 09:55

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It’s time to watch some classic movies.

user314 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/17/2020 at 10:02

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wafflesnfalafel > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/17/2020 at 11:14

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I wonder if Elon Musk will end up shut in to a penthouse hotel room in his later years...

ClassicDatsunDebate > ranwhenparked 03/17/2020 at 11:16

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Yes?

ranwhenparked > ClassicDatsunDebate 03/17/2020 at 11:18

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Well, maybe, but, what about covering your bed and chair with layers of tissues to insulate yourself from germs?

HammerheadFistpunch > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/17/2020 at 11:27

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ClassicDatsunDebate > ranwhenparked 03/17/2020 at 11:33

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But wat about the germs in tissues?

ranwhenparked > ClassicDatsunDebate 03/17/2020 at 11:37

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You can run strings across doorways to block off zones where germs can't enter. Also, remember, only other people have germs, so just lock yourself in the bedroom and do pills and heroin.

ranwhenparked > wafflesnfalafel 03/17/2020 at 20:10

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Donald Trump used to tell his friends he feared ending up like Hughes, probably because of his relatively isolated life and well known fear of germs and disease.