Don't tell me I'm the only one inoculating myself early and warming up my lungs

"DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever" (eg6)
03/14/2020 at 23:22 • Filed to: Darwn Award: The Post

Typically I live my life a quarter mile at a time, but I’m not taking any chances with this.

Edit: Are unusual smells a symptom of corona virus? Because my apartment smells unusually fruity, and I did nothing for it to be like that.

DISCUSSION (7)

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
03/14/2020 at 23:28

Newports?! It's so unironic, it HAS to be ironic.

jimz > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
03/14/2020 at 23:31

Indications are that if you do contract COVID-19, you don’t want to take an NSAID like ibuprofen as a fever reducer, only acetaminophen. And you don’t want to take acetaminophen after beating your liver up with alcohol.

DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/14/2020 at 23:34

Normally I’d get Modelo.

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
03/15/2020 at 00:03

Modelo is superior

Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
03/15/2020 at 01:52

I love me a good port but can’t smoke them all the time. The real question is if anyone actually smokes non-menthol Newport’s.

dumpsterfire! > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
03/15/2020 at 08:16

i like to think the inhaled tar and shit in a cigarette is forming a protective layer inside my lungs, protecting me from COVID19. O f course the slight smokers cough might get me quarantined or sent to jail, when it gets to that.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
03/15/2020 at 08:30

The decreased lung function that results from smoking will lead to complications that are more likely to kill you if you contract it. That’s o ne of the main reasons it killed many times more men than women in China.