This is some bull

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 03/13/2020 at 13:35 • Filed to: None

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Was ordering a bunch of pet food and thought aww heck I’ll order some ramen up that’s the perfect apocalypse meal and my kids will eat it.

Ash78, voting early and often > CalzoneGolem 03/13/2020 at 13:45

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Top Ramen always makes me think of Weird Al — and his only parody where he didn’t even change the song title. No need.

Jewish Stig > CalzoneGolem 03/13/2020 at 13:47

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That is fucking crazy....

You can go out to a fancy ramen restaurant, have an actual good ramen, and still have some change for dessert 

Just Jeepin' > CalzoneGolem 03/13/2020 at 13:50

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I love ramen (well, Top Ramen, anyway, wasn’t as fond of Maruchan) but holy hell does it give me epic  gas now. A shame.

CalzoneGolem > Ash78, voting early and often 03/13/2020 at 13:50

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Yes. I love that the title is the same.

nerd_racing > CalzoneGolem 03/13/2020 at 13:51

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This Nissin Top Ramen is garbage compared to the Maruchan.  

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Ash78, voting early and often 03/13/2020 at 13:53

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One time, my now-wife and I went to see him live in concert. We sat i n the 2nd or 3rd row, left side and there was a girl aged 9 to 10 in the middle of the 1st row who stood the whole concert dancing and singing. She never missed a single lyric.

Aside from witnessing the unbridled joy of that little girl, it was honestly and truly the single best concert I’ve ever had the joy of witnessing. It was all things. Weird Al is a treasure.

This is coming from someone who’s been to a few Lake Street Dive concerts, seen Chromeo and quite a few Philarmonic orchestra performance

CalzoneGolem > Jewish Stig 03/13/2020 at 13:53

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Yeah man and they are like 2 for a dollar at store down the road. I guess that is IF they have any.

CalzoneGolem > Just Jeepin' 03/13/2020 at 13:53

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The blows.

CalzoneGolem > nerd_racing 03/13/2020 at 13:55

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No doubt. 

Ash78, voting early and often > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 03/13/2020 at 13:55

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That would have been me at 9 or 10. So hard to believe he’s had so much widespread popularity for so long. He’ll be up there with Clapton and McCartney pretty soon.

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > CalzoneGolem 03/13/2020 at 13:58

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Yeah, I was looking at Amazon Pantry, too. Some “staples” seem like the price is 200%-300% of normal.

The advantage of WalMart I guess-- corporate pricing, no gouging.

and 100 more > nerd_racing 03/13/2020 at 14:00

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I agree and I am prepared to die on that hill.

CalzoneGolem > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 03/13/2020 at 14:00

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You can still get your pet food at reasonable prices though.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > nerd_racing 03/13/2020 at 14:07

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Fi nally someone not afraid to speak the TRUTH

Chariotoflove > CalzoneGolem 03/13/2020 at 14:10

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Not for long.

TheRealBicycleBuck > Jewish Stig 03/13/2020 at 14:13

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Not here. A bowl of basic chicken  ramen is $12. Add in a drink and maybe some spring rolls and you’re out at least $20 per person. 

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > Chariotoflove 03/13/2020 at 14:18

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Heh.  You beat me to that clip.  I love the visual set-up on that one too.

Chariotoflove > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 03/13/2020 at 14:21

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Great minds and all that...

VincentMalamute-Kim > CalzoneGolem 03/13/2020 at 14:31

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I loved all the “high-end” instant noodles at the Korean Mart. (before my doc made me go low carb). More filling too. I loved this stuff, “chajangmyun” - the rich wife in Parasite wanted the housekeeper to make some before they got home, but they called it something else:

https://www.cokoyam.com/products/nongshim-chapagetti-big-bowl-114g-1?variant=30259103825973

CalzoneGolem > VincentMalamute-Kim 03/13/2020 at 14:50

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Oh that looks delightful.

VincentMalamute-Kim > CalzoneGolem 03/13/2020 at 14:55

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I used to buy and eat cases of the high end stuff.  Carp!  Now I’m making myself yearn for it.  No, I’m not getting any - sticking to my reasonably healthy diet.

SpeedSix > VincentMalamute-Kim 03/13/2020 at 23:36

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Chapaguri = Instant Chapagetti (black bean sauce noodles) + Instant Neoguri (spicy seafood soup noodles)

VincentMalamute-Kim > SpeedSix 03/14/2020 at 00:13

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You have a refined palate. You’re taking me back to the days before my low-carb diet.