farscythe had to get some groceries

"farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe) 03/13/2020 at 12:01 • Filed to: None

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holy shit people are stupid...lmao

im a little confused by all the tp hoarding..... i mean...if the shops not resuplied for as long as it takes to get through a hundred bog rolls... then i think a dirty ass is going to be the least of your worries

also all the bread and bottled water is gone but nobody took the beer.... thats bread and water combined...efficient... and gets you drunk... *shrugs*

anyhooo...shops will all be resuplied later this evening as always...this is all very silly

PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/13/2020 at 12:05

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It's beyond silly and all I can do is shake my head and chuckle.

66P1800inpieces > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/13/2020 at 12:07

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Re-supplied this evening, until they are not.  Ok,  just joking, I don’t want to fuel the panic.   On the other hand I stopped buying a lot of bread and instead bake it once in a while at home using a sourdough starter I keep in the fridge. 

Textured Soy Protein > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/13/2020 at 12:08

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ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/13/2020 at 12:10

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The classic beer has food value, but food has no beer value.  I like the way you think.

For Sweden > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/13/2020 at 12:13

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I’m definitely buying canned food this weekend

Future next gen S2000 owner > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/13/2020 at 12:19

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I’m buying a bidet. Big TP can stuff it where the sun don’t shine!

Future next gen S2000 owner > For Sweden 03/13/2020 at 12:20

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My local store is empty on the canned food front.

For Sweden > Future next gen S2000 owner 03/13/2020 at 12:21

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They will survive.

Chariotoflove > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/13/2020 at 12:21

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I like the way you think. 

DipodomysDeserti > For Sweden 03/13/2020 at 12:30

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If we all head to Utah, I hear one of the mods knows where there’s a huge warehouse filled with food.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Textured Soy Protein 03/13/2020 at 12:30

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lol nice :D

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > 66P1800inpieces 03/13/2020 at 12:36

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i could bake my own...i think i also have enough pancake mix to last about a month (i kept getting it from people for some reason)

anyhoo...im not worried here

pancakes and beer sounds like a lovely diet

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/13/2020 at 12:39

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“also all the bread and bottled water is gone but nobody took the beer.... thats bread and water combined”

TorqueToYield > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/13/2020 at 12:40

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The panic buying is really annoying. The chance of supply chain disruptions now are zero.

And it’s exactly the reason people should have woken up about how serious this was weeks ago and done some extra shopping for the last few weeks.

Hopefully all the morons will stock up the next couple days and next week the stores will go back to relative normal.

Pickup_man > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/13/2020 at 12:42

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I too went grocery shopping last night, there was TP on the shelf but I didn’t pick any up. T here was a guy with like 6+ packs in his cart acting like it was just another day, no panic, no excitement to actually find TP, just walking around and checking out like he buys a cart load of TP weekly.

Unlike the crazy people I stocked  up on the important stuff, taco seasoning, a dirty 30 of Buschhhhhhh Light, and a sixer of some local craft stuff. Oh, and an extra gallon of milk for the kiddo.

Svend > Future next gen S2000 owner 03/13/2020 at 12:43

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“stuff it where the sun don’t shine”

That is the idea of toilet paper, well not stick it, but wipe, where the sun don’t shine. 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Pickup_man 03/13/2020 at 12:51

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i was only in the shop for a couple bottles of lemonade....lol

im good for food and milk

ill probably head back to the shop nearer to closing time to fetch a lil supply of liquid bread

Cé hé sin > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/13/2020 at 12:54

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Nein. Wir werden alle nicht sterben.

Nom De Plume > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/13/2020 at 12:58

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 but nobody took the beer....

Nobody told them to.  Or maybe they figure on quarantining in a bar if worse comes to pass.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Cé hé sin 03/13/2020 at 13:01

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alle werden sterben traurig aber wahr...

i didnt say when tho

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > TorqueToYield 03/13/2020 at 13:05

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i dunno man.. there was no panic buying here till some idiot started it and posted empty shelves on the social medias.. immediately infecting a whole bunch of other idiots who in turn infected a bunch of regular gullible shoppers who found empty shelves and people carting boatloads of tp out of the shop and thus started trying to buy boatloads of tp themselves....

fucking panic buying seems to be more contagious than corona

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Nom De Plume 03/13/2020 at 13:07

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hmm... come to think of it... alcohol is a solid dissinfectant too

*starts stockpiling booze*

Cé hé sin > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/13/2020 at 13:09

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Tá ceart agat.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Cé hé sin 03/13/2020 at 13:11

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i had to google that one :)

HammerheadFistpunch > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/13/2020 at 13:16

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I went last night for some non-emergent supplies (soda and bacon). and it was a mess. I probably should have just left it alone, but mt dew...

anyway, I get the TP thing...to a degree. The idea isn’t that you will be crapping your guts out, the fear is that in 2 weeks you’ll be forced to self quarantine which means no more trips to the shop in an instant. In that case you can only hope you haven’t gone through your supply. plus then you don’t have to be at the store as often if it starts becoming more community spread.  

Its a matter of - if and when this happens will I be able to not go to the store for a month.

If you have a family, its pretty easy to go through a lot of TP.

Bottled water?  Thats just dumb.

Pickup_man > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/13/2020 at 13:49

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I really only went to grab a couple gallons of milk because the wife and I are out, and I wanted to grab an extra gallon for kiddo in case panic ensues , which they just decided to shut all schools down, limit events and whatnot today so it probably will. Everything else I just happened to be out of anyway, plus can a person ever have too much tacos and beer? 

DipodomysDeserti > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/13/2020 at 13:49

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What if the infection, IS SPREADING VIA TP!

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > DipodomysDeserti 03/13/2020 at 13:52

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O.o

Urambo Tauro > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/13/2020 at 18:59

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I’m down to 5- 1/2 rolls. I hope it’s enough to last until the stupid mania blows over.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Urambo Tauro 03/13/2020 at 22:36

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every public toilet has a roll

and most people cant see into your bag.......:)