"Noodles" (hilgyjeep)
03/09/2020 at 13:58 • Filed to: Camry, chevy trailblazer, Dog fu | 3 | 18 |
I really don’t like my Trailblazer.
It’s nice, but it isn’t fun. At all. Some would say a Camry isn’t fun, but they’re wrong. A good set of road grippers will spice up any car.
The Camry needs tires (badly), shocks, struts, an alignment (badly) (West Virginia roads suck balls), a wheel bearing or two, and a couple other things that would exceed it’s value. She’ll be missed but a friend at work is selling a Suzuki 600 motorspickle for dirt cheap. And I kinda want it.
Oh no, AJ smelled my beer.
KARATE!!!!
Is that a cricket???
Trailblazers suck. Except for Clyde Drexler.
CalzoneGolem
> Noodles
03/09/2020 at 14:20 | 2 |
Snuze: Needs another Swede
> Noodles
03/09/2020 at 14:22 | 2 |
Is this a day drinking post? Because I could use a beer or 3 after the morning I had.
Noodles
> CalzoneGolem
03/09/2020 at 14:25 | 0 |
I was hoping no one noticed how bad my form was on that dog kick.
Clearly an amateur dog kick
wafflesnfalafel
> Noodles
03/09/2020 at 14:28 | 0 |
poor puppy! Karate’d and no beer...
Noodles
> Snuze: Needs another Swede
03/09/2020 at 14:29 | 4 |
Yes, and I'll drink one for you. It's a team effort around here
For Sweden
> Noodles
03/09/2020 at 14:32 | 2 |
Country roads take you home, because then you’ll break down at home.
Snuze: Needs another Swede
> Noodles
03/09/2020 at 14:32 | 1 |
Thanks!
Noodles
> wafflesnfalafel
03/09/2020 at 14:34 | 0 |
He's into dominatrix shit so it all works out.
Noodles
> For Sweden
03/09/2020 at 14:41 | 2 |
The song Country Roads was written near here in Calvert County MD. About the roads that lead to WV, not the roads in WV. Because no one can strum a guitar on West Virginia roads successfully. Fact! Lol
CalzoneGolem
> Noodles
03/09/2020 at 14:47 | 0 |
I’m not going to argue the form as long as it was effective. That’s what really matters.
shop-teacher
> Noodles
03/09/2020 at 14:48 | 4 |
A few months ago, some of my sixth grade students walked into my room and started belting out that song. The best part was when those little boys got to the “mountain mamma” line. At that exact point you could see the gears turning in their head that this was a really weird song for them to be singing. They kept singing, but they totally swallowed that line.
Best day at work ever.
Noodles
> CalzoneGolem
03/09/2020 at 14:52 | 2 |
I think I got my toes close to the jugular. You don't want to mess with my toes.
Snuze: Needs another Swede
> Noodles
03/09/2020 at 15:01 | 2 |
This is a song full of useless trivia - It was written by a man from Massachusetts, who had never been to West Virginia. The road he was thinking of when writing it (Clopper Rd) is in Montgomery County, MD and doesn’t actually lead directly to WV, it dead ends a few miles up in a tiny town called Boyds . The landmarks mentioned in the song are actually more prominently in Virginia, and only in one county in WV. And the man who originally performed it and made it famous was from Colorado.
Noodles
> shop-teacher
03/09/2020 at 15:01 | 1 |
I’m so glad I’m not young. The cultural filter on the youth to care what other people think is something I'm happy to have outgrown
shop-teacher
> Noodles
03/09/2020 at 15:04 | 1 |
I’m right there with you.
Cash Rewards
> Noodles
03/09/2020 at 16:28 | 1 |
Sell Camry and trailblazer, buy one better car you like?
Captain of the Enterprise
> Noodles
03/10/2020 at 17:14 | 0 |
what would you replace it with besides the bike?
Noodles
> Captain of the Enterprise
03/10/2020 at 18:54 | 1 |
Nothing yet. We're moving to SC in the next year or so. Then I want to trade the Trailblazer for a convertible.