i wanna rescue it

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03/03/2020 at 15:38 • Filed to: Dots

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This Metro ‘vert has been sitting at a seasonal residence a few doors down from me for as long as I’ve lived here. The owners are only there three weeks a year usually and the car has never moved. In fact, it was last inspected in 2004. It’s always been covered but the cover failed this winter to reveal that it’s in surprisingly good shape for a car that’s been stored outdoors for this long. The paint is still glossy and the top fabric seems to be intact.

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My first car was a Metro so I have a soft spot for these.


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! Nom De Plume > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/03/2020 at 16:15

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It is in exceedingly nice 10' condition.


Kinja'd!!! 66P1800inpieces > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/03/2020 at 16:19

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If you don’t see them often try sending them a letter saying you live next door and are interested. I once tried that with a Porsche 356. Late 90's maybe . No dice, but I tried!


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > 66P1800inpieces
03/03/2020 at 16:20

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I already have a motorbike and a Jeep  that aren’t getting fixed up as quickly as they should . I unfortunately couldn’t take on another project.


Kinja'd!!! WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/03/2020 at 16:23

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Counterpoint: You should buy a motorcycle so when you die in a  crash it won’t be because you were in a metro.

(Kidding)


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI
03/03/2020 at 16:26

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I already have a motorcycle


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/03/2020 at 16:49

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n+1 bro


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/03/2020 at 16:53

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There is a turbo non-convertible version of one of these around here! Cool little car! Same shade of blue too!


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > bob and john
03/03/2020 at 17:00

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b ut i have an n-1 budget


Kinja'd!!! WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/03/2020 at 17:01

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Then you have to buy the Metro. 


Kinja'd!!! WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/03/2020 at 17:01

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Th en you have to buy the Metro


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/03/2020 at 17:13

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so make it happen Kemo-sabe.

as long as you arent married, in which case you go to D-1. where D = the number of bikes needed to trigger a divorce. 


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/03/2020 at 17:20

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Why let that stop you?


Kinja'd!!! MiniGTI - now with XJ6 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/03/2020 at 18:46

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Wow nice I like.


Kinja'd!!! Azrek > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/03/2020 at 20:07

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I understand. If I saw a 1988 Toyota 4Runner like this; I’d show up with an envelop of cash and a tow truck. 


Kinja'd!!! BaconSandwich is tasty. > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/03/2020 at 20:23

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This reminds me of a car a friend of mine had. When I first met him, he had a Dodge Shadow convertible.

Last I saw him, he was driving a brown-ish yellow Geo Metro.  I bet he’d love a car like this.


Kinja'd!!! Boxer_4 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/03/2020 at 20:56

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Kinja'd!!! ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > bob and john
03/03/2020 at 22:41

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This is sane advice.