Getting to the root of the problem

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove) 03/02/2020 at 13:30 • Filed to: afternoon shitting post

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Allison Robicelli of The Takeout , doing the the investigative reporting that no one else will, has brought to light a new medical scourge. That’s right, the epidemic of !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

Yes, it’s a thing.

This is the reporting we need. Thank you Kinja. While the world is obsessed with CO VID-19, thank goodness someone is keep an eye on all the other serious health issues in this country.

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jimz > Chariotoflove 03/02/2020 at 13:37

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yeah, I’m sure they did it because of “hemorrhoids.”

Nibby > Chariotoflove 03/02/2020 at 13:38

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The radicle-system, or fascicular root, is the second figure of the book, to which our modernity pays willing allegiance. This time, the principal root has aborted, or its tip has been destroyed; an immediate, indefinite multiplicity of secondary roots grafts onto it and undergoes a flourishing
development. This time, natural reality is what aborts the principal root, but the root’s unity subsists, as past or yet to come, as possible.

ttyymmnn > Chariotoflove 03/02/2020 at 13:46

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There’s not much to do in Idaho. 

Ash78, voting early and often > Chariotoflove 03/02/2020 at 13:47

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Tuber? I just met her.

$kaycog > Chariotoflove 03/02/2020 at 13:56

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That is not appeeling at all.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > $kaycog 03/02/2020 at 13:59

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Certainly not sweet

Chariotoflove > jimz 03/02/2020 at 14:00

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I knew you knew about this because you hang out there too, but this one I had to bring over.  And fortunately the lightbulb is a thing too. 

just-a-scratch > Chariotoflove 03/02/2020 at 14:00

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Such a dirty subject, it should’ve stayed buried.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Chariotoflove 03/02/2020 at 14:00

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Everyone knows you cure it by sunning

Chariotoflove > Nibby 03/02/2020 at 14:00

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That’s what I was thinking.

Chariotoflove > $kaycog 03/02/2020 at 14:01

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Thank you.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > jimz 03/02/2020 at 14:04

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One of the best lines that show ever had.

“ ...or his colon has a great idea.”

user314 > Chariotoflove 03/02/2020 at 14:05

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These are the same kind of ‘ journalists’, those self-righteous defenders of democracy and the American Way, who took a survey of 737 beer drinkers (from a PR firm for Anheu ser-Busch, mind you) and blew it into “Americans won’t drink Corona beer because stupid!”  

Chariotoflove > Ash78, voting early and often 03/02/2020 at 14:06

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Tuber or not tuber?  That is the question.

Chariotoflove > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 03/02/2020 at 14:06

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Not if you have an HOA.

Chariotoflove > user314 03/02/2020 at 14:07

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Why do you hate the First Amendment!

jimz > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/02/2020 at 14:07

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the list of “Best Lines in Scrubs ” is pretty much anything spoken by Dr. Cox.

Chariotoflove > just-a-scratch 03/02/2020 at 14:11

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But if you don’t bring it to the light of day, it just sprouts and grows.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > jimz 03/02/2020 at 14:14

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Dr. Cox was a masterpiece on that show. As was the Janitor, or as I prefer to call him:

jimz > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/02/2020 at 14:20

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I loved that show partly because of how literally every single character was crazy in their own way.  Except for maybe Carla. 

Jim Spanfeller > Chariotoflove 03/02/2020 at 14:22

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Tuber is my favorite ride sharing service. 

For Sweden > Chariotoflove 03/02/2020 at 14:26

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You don’t want to develop a rectal tuber

Chariotoflove > Jim Spanfeller 03/02/2020 at 14:35

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I haven’t heard of that one.  They must keep it on the down low.

Chariotoflove > For Sweden 03/02/2020 at 14:35

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As bad as a fistula. 

Future next gen S2000 owner > user314 03/02/2020 at 14:53

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Gotta be careful or you’re liable to get lime disease from the Corona virus.....

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Get it?!

I’ll be here all week.

Future next gen S2000 owner > Chariotoflove 03/02/2020 at 14:54

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This is a shitpost of the most literal sense.

Chariotoflove > Future next gen S2000 owner 03/02/2020 at 15:01

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Precisely, or as I tagged it, a shitting post.

Chariotoflove > ttyymmnn 03/02/2020 at 15:03

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Idaho once, but I couldn’t afford to  keep paying her.

user314 > Future next gen S2000 owner 03/02/2020 at 15:19

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Nah, I already got the hook up for limes...

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > jimz 03/02/2020 at 15:33

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Carla had her moments of insanity just like everyone.

Janitor is my favorite character for sure though. Just messed with JD indefinitely. Loved it.

Brickman > Chariotoflove 03/02/2020 at 15:36

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Sweet potatoes fit better and the beta carotene gives you a healthy orange glow!

Chariotoflove > Brickman 03/02/2020 at 15:38

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Haha! Are you saying our illustrious president has started a new health fashion  trend?

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > Chariotoflove 03/02/2020 at 15:55

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This is funniest thing I've read today.  Thanks.

Chariotoflove > ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com 03/02/2020 at 15:57

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Spreading humor and a dose of practical hygienic advice , one tuber at a time.

ttyymmnn > Chariotoflove 03/02/2020 at 15:59

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Did you hear about the prostitute who didn’t know the difference between vaseline and window putty?

Her windows fell out. 

Chariotoflove > ttyymmnn 03/02/2020 at 16:43

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Oh y eah, she tried making time for her customers, but she just couldn’t fit them in.

just-a-scratch > Chariotoflove 03/02/2020 at 19:21

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This is a rare situation that is more likely to have eyes on it if you  ignore it.

Chariotoflove > just-a-scratch 03/02/2020 at 19:32

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That idea sounds half-baked to me.

just-a-scratch > Chariotoflove 03/02/2020 at 19:46

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Sure, critic ize me. It’s just the sort of anal retentive thing I would expect up in here. ; )

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Chariotoflove 03/02/2020 at 22:02

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#shitchips