"themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles" (themanwithsauce)
03/02/2020 at 09:01 • Filed to: None | 3 | 3 |
So I’m sure by now the editors at Jalopnik are tired of having to send David’s reimbursement checks for parts and jeeps without seeing much in return from it besides commenters begging him to seek help. But I have an idea - Step 1) Fly all the staff to Michigan. Step 2) Everyone meets up at David’s house. Step 3) DAVID TRACY’S JEEP SHOOTOUT !!!!!
Take a page from Roadkill and have everyone drive the jeeps in various challenges. We can have articles and video from every event and at the end of the month declare winners and losers. To top it off, then David gets a whole year’s worth of content and clickbait from repairing the damage caused by the shootout. He can even buy another jeep to act as a parts runner while fixing everything. It’s brilliant!
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facw
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
03/02/2020 at 09:13 | 1 |
I like this!
Except for the part about David buying more Jeeps. He’s up to 11 cars, he doesn’t need more! Stop tempting the addict!
My X-type is too a real Jaguar
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
03/02/2020 at 10:11 | 1 |
I’m sure that FP writer who drove around with his br
i
ghts on for months because he couldn’t change
the headlight
bulbs in his Honda would be great at this.
Kiltedpadre
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
03/02/2020 at 11:09 | 2 |
I think they should do this Hunger Games style. That way he gets content and thins the herd as vehicles are eliminated.