"Just Jeepin'" (macintux)
03/01/2020 at 22:50 • Filed to: None
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"Just Jeepin'" (macintux)
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In vain, he has pointed out that he received no such call, made no such request and had never had an account with Scottish Power. The Energy Ombudsman told him it was unable to investigate because he had not completed Scottish Power’s complaints process. Scottish Power insists he can’t make a formal complaint because he does not have an account.
This should sound familiar to any fan of Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy .
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Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen
> Just Jeepin'
03/01/2020 at 23:03 |
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Share and Enjoy’ is the company motto of the hugely successful Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Complaints Division, which now covers the major land masses of three medium-sized planets and is the only part of the Corporation to have shown a consistent profit in recent years.
The motto stands— or rather stood— in three mile high illuminated letters near the Complaints Department spaceport on Eadrax. Unfortunately its weight was such that shortly after it was erected, the ground beneath the letters caved in and they dropped for nearly half their length through the offices of many talented young Complaints executives— now deceased.
The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language, to read “Go stick your head in a pig,” and are no longer illuminated, except at times of special celebration.
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> Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen
03/01/2020 at 23:08 |
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I much prefer the poem Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I found in my Ear one Midsummer’s Morning or something like that.
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Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen
> Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
03/01/2020 at 23:23 |
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Personally I’m partial to the bit about the band Disaster Area. But neither of them are as directly relevant here as Sirius Cybernetics Complaints Division.
ranwhenparked
> Just Jeepin'
03/01/2020 at 23:23 |
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So, you’re saying there are companies worse than US domestic airlines at customer service?
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Just Jeepin'
> ranwhenparked
03/01/2020 at 23:27 |
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Have any Scottish Power (non)customers been viol ently dra gged off an airplane? I still have to give the win to the U.S. airlines.
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ranwhenparked
> Just Jeepin'
03/01/2020 at 23:30 |
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Yeah, p robably, but its getting pretty close.
gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
> ranwhenparked
03/01/2020 at 23:32 |
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Don’t forget cable companies
CB
> Just Jeepin'
03/01/2020 at 23:40 |
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I’ve been in a similar loop. Called an agency requesting their assistance, they say “oh, we don’t oversee that anymore, here, we’ll forward you to the right people”. They redirect me to my agency. Anger, hate, madness as to somehow no one has figured out this is wrong.
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> Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen
03/01/2020 at 23:47 |
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I could quote those books all day. Seems to be an Oppo favorite, alongside Gary Larson.
LastFirstMI is my name
> Just Jeepin'
03/02/2020 at 00:14 |
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One time the phone/cable installation guy didn’t show up. When I called, the operator said he tried to contact me to confirm but I didn’t answer. I had to explain that I couldn’t answer BECAUSE HE HADN’T INSTALLED MY PHONE YET
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ranwhenparked
> CB
03/02/2020 at 00:17 |
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That’s exactly how calling the back office support line at my company works. The best was when I was trying to find info about pricing for one of our products, called the product manager, only to be told that she doesn’t set pricing and had no idea who di d .
pip bip - choose Corrour
> Just Jeepin'
03/02/2020 at 03:07 |
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please don’t share this around, it will give our energy suppliers some ideas here in Australia