Morning, Oppo.

"Jim Spanfeller" (awesomeaustinv) 02/28/2020 at 10:47 • Filed to: None

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The secret to happiness:

Step one: W ash out empty jar of mayonnaise.

Step two: Fill empty mayonnaise jar with vanilla pudding.

Step three: Walk around in public eating vanilla pudding out of the mayonnaise jar with a spoon.

S tep four: Revel in strangers’ confusion.

Some good places to do this include Walmart, the mall, Dutch Bros...

Chariotoflove > Jim Spanfeller 02/28/2020 at 11:00

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Good April Fools idea. Better than pranks where you do something to someone else. 

Maxima Speed > Jim Spanfeller 02/28/2020 at 11:01

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I have to do this!!

facw > Jim Spanfeller 02/28/2020 at 11:03

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Man, if you’re going to post something political like that picture of Pe te Butt igieg, you need put in a safety image so it appears after the jump :P

Ash78, voting early and often > Jim Spanfeller 02/28/2020 at 11:03

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I always loved Hellmann’s “Bring out the Best” tagline when the brand is actually called BEST in Western markets.

Best Brands - Bring out the Me ™

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Jim Spanfeller 02/28/2020 at 11:04

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See also: put blue gatorade in a windex bottle

Jim Spanfeller > Chariotoflove 02/28/2020 at 11:05

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Yeah, I like to mess with people , but pranks that inconvenience people in a major way just seem like a jerk thing to do in my opinion. I remember one April Fools day, my mom served my sister and I Jello in cups with a lid and straw, telling us it was juice. That was a great prank. Pranks like shrinkwrapping the toilet seat just make a mess, and are just cruel in my opinion.

facw > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/28/2020 at 11:05

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But make sure you clean it extremely well first...

For Sweden > Jim Spanfeller 02/28/2020 at 11:06

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or just eat the mayonnaise

Jim Spanfeller > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/28/2020 at 11:07

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That’s brilliant! Though you’d definitely have to make sure the bottle is cleaned really well, lol.

Jim Spanfeller > For Sweden 02/28/2020 at 11:08

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I mean... yeah, but... ew...

For Sweden > Jim Spanfeller 02/28/2020 at 11:10

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Are you a good Soviet or not? https://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/nov/21/-sp-understanding-russias-obsession-with-mayonnaise

jimz > Jim Spanfeller 02/28/2020 at 11:15

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“I like to go into stores and ask for random combinations of things. Like, ‘Can I help you, sir?’ and I say “Yes, I need a jar of mayonnaise, a stopwatch, and a Bible.’”  -Louis CK

$kaycog > Jim Spanfeller 02/28/2020 at 11:16

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Who needs a spoon?