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"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 02/27/2020 at 13:46 • Filed to: None

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Or at least witty enough to get screenshotted and posted in an FB group I’m part of

Chariotoflove > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/27/2020 at 14:03

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Give that man a cookie.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Chariotoflove 02/27/2020 at 14:10

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They actually used rice crackers painted like cookies.  https://americanhistory.si.edu/collections/search/object/nmah_1449002

Chariotoflove > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/27/2020 at 14:18

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The only valid use for rice cakes of which I am aware.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Chariotoflove 02/27/2020 at 14:20

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I dunno man, the chocolate chip ones are a’ ight.

Though I suspect that has more to do with the chocolate than any inherent quality of the rice cake.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/27/2020 at 14:27

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Facebook?

Gross

Chariotoflove > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/27/2020 at 14:34

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You do you, bro. I don’t judge.

I just go for a handful of chocolate chips, myself. :)

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/27/2020 at 14:57

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Tell me about it. I’m currently getting flamed by a bunch of idiots for suggesting  that a GMC Terrain is a silly choice for someone to have as a Dream Car.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/27/2020 at 15:05

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Also a silly choice for someone to have as a car at all

Mercedes Streeter > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/27/2020 at 15:32

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I had a girlfriend that had the first generation Buick Enclave as her dream car. And considering mine wa s a smart fortwo, I don’t judge. lol

Facebook be toxic, tho! Ugh.

ClassicDatsunDebate > Chariotoflove 02/27/2020 at 15:32

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 and sound proofing.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/27/2020 at 15:42

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Totally, man. Like Myspace is the only way to go, dude .

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Mercedes Streeter 02/27/2020 at 15:43

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A smart is at least funky and offbeat. The Terrain is just a blinged up bland compromisemobile . Surely there are more aspirational vehicles than that, right?

Chariotoflove > ClassicDatsunDebate 02/27/2020 at 15:56

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Fair.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > ClassicDatsunDebate 02/27/2020 at 16:27

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Pa cking material

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/27/2020 at 16:39

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But what about the monthly trip to Home Depot? 

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) 02/27/2020 at 16:41

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Rent a uhaul van for a day for like $20

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/27/2020 at 16:45

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Pffft, since when is a uhaul as rugged and individualistic as a GMC Terrain? What beeping will I ignore as I merge into an occupied lane at half the speed of traffic in a uhaul....

Mercedes Streeter > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/27/2020 at 18:02

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True! Hehe

For a non-car person? I can see how a Terrain  could be a dream level vehicle.