This seems a bit overspecific?

"facw" (facw) 02/26/2020 at 19:44 • Filed to: CDClopnik, CDC, Facial Hair, covid-19, we're all going to die, but some of us will die with glorious facial hair, not me though I can only grow a scraggly mess and that's just not worth it

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Personally I think someone at the CDC just wanted to make a mustache graphic.

In any event here’s important COVID-19 information you can use (if you are a medical professional)

CB > facw 02/26/2020 at 19:48

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> squints at bottom row

Wait, did CDC just endorse the Hitler-stache?

facw > CB 02/26/2020 at 19:54

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I was honestly a little disappointed they didn’t just call that one the Hitler...

AestheticsInMotion > CB 02/26/2020 at 19:54

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That was my question too. 

CB > facw 02/26/2020 at 19:54

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If we’re going to split hairs, it’s the Charlie Chaplin, but yeah.

McMike > facw 02/26/2020 at 19:59

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The man was solely responsible for killing that mustache.

That’s something the history books don’t tell you.

Urambo Tauro > facw 02/26/2020 at 20:17

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Sorry, Gimli; your facial hairstyle isn’t listed here . Guess you’ll have to figure it out yourself.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > facw 02/26/2020 at 20:19

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I would rather die of coronavirus than let people see how many chins I have.

ranwhenparked > McMike 02/26/2020 at 20:24

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I know, and it's a shame, because it's so easy to maintain. The edges of your nostrils are the natural boundary

functionoverfashion > facw 02/26/2020 at 20:33

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For once, the fine print at the bottom is more succinct than the graphics: “... no hair may cross the sealing surface of the respirator”

Someone really must have just wanted to do this, or seen it on the wall of a barber shop, maybe. 

For Sweden > facw 02/26/2020 at 20:49

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Oh great. Hitler and Stalin live, while Trotsky, Lenin, and Bukharin die.  Figures.

interstate366, now In The Industry > McMike 02/26/2020 at 21:23

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Remember when Michael Jordan tried to bring it back about 10 years ago?

McMike > interstate366, now In The Industry 02/26/2020 at 21:31

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I remember that. I always thought it was some weird fade , and the sides of it were hard to see.

jminer > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/26/2020 at 22:17

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This is the only correct take - I too will die on this hill

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > facw 02/26/2020 at 22:33

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So if I fold my beard in half and then Gaffa tape it across my face...would that be a suitable alternative to one of those useless paper P2 masks ?

facw > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 02/26/2020 at 22:45

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Slightly harder to dispose of I’d think...

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > facw 02/27/2020 at 05:57

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You have clearly never set your beard on fire....