I Ate This Last Night

"i86hotdogs" (i86hotdogs) 02/26/2020 at 11:11 • Filed to: None

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‘Twas f at Tuesday. When in Rome.

Overall: not as bad as you would think. It’s basically two Krispey Kreme style doughnuts, a cut of breaded chicken breast, extra glaze as sauce, and one pickle slice.

I watched them drop the doughnuts in the fryer, so at least you know they’re not stale and dry. They glaze them up afterward, slap the chicken on it, drop a pickle, and then add additional icing glaze as their “condiment”. All topped off with the second dough nut.

If you like sweet and salty combo, it’s good. My biggest gripe was the extra glaze they pour on. There was so much of it. Overwhelmed the flavor and made it super messy. A nice pool of warm icing sat stagnant at the bottom of the container. Chicken cut tasted like KFC, lacked a bit of seasoning. Apparently, icing can overpower 11 herbs and spices.

Excuse me while I fast the next two days to clear this out of me.

7/10

PS-is it donut or doughnut? 

Nibby > i86hotdogs 02/26/2020 at 11:20

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thicc tuesday

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > i86hotdogs 02/26/2020 at 11:22

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PS-is it donut or doughnut?

Depends. What side of the Mississippi are you on? Fresh KK donuts/doughnuts are awesome, but they’d be even better with less of the sugary spooge drizzle imho .

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > i86hotdogs 02/26/2020 at 11:23

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ranwhenparked > i86hotdogs 02/26/2020 at 11:23

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Seeing as how my bmi hit 25 as of a few weeks ago, I think I'll pass for now. 

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > i86hotdogs 02/26/2020 at 11:24

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Around my place it’s spelled “Do Not”

$kaycog > i86hotdogs 02/26/2020 at 11:33

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Ew!

i86hotdogs > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 02/26/2020 at 11:33

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I honestly dislike the yeast  donut. I’m a cake donut guy. KK is only good if they hand me one right off the line. Otherwise I don’t bother

i86hotdogs > ranwhenparked 02/26/2020 at 11:34

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I’d kill for a 25 BMI. I have never seen less than 30 in the last decade (currently at a 34?!?!).

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > i86hotdogs 02/26/2020 at 11:34

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That looks like it would be a heart attack on a plate. Chicken and waffles I can do, but I personally feel like this might be a bridge too far

i86hotdogs > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/26/2020 at 11:35

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Trogdor was my first taste of internet.   

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > i86hotdogs 02/26/2020 at 11:35

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Huh. Don’t think I’ve ever had one of those. KK closed all but two stores in my state, and it’s not worth the 1.5 hr drive to get them now. 

facw > i86hotdogs 02/26/2020 at 11:35

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not as bad as you would think. It’s basically two Krispey Kreme style doughnuts, a cut of breaded chicken breast, extra glaze as sauce, and one pickle slice . 

That’s actually much worse than I expected. Pickles suck!

i86hotdogs > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 02/26/2020 at 11:37

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Quick internet search yields an estimated calorie value of 860. Which...isn’t bad for novelty junk food. A standard Jimmy John’s sandwich can average that much.

i86hotdogs > facw 02/26/2020 at 11:38

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I honestly don’t remember if there was one on mine. Didn’t check, didn’t taste it. 

Chuckles > i86hotdogs 02/26/2020 at 11:38

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Once, at a county fair in North Carolina, I tried a cheeseburger that was served on two fresh Krispy Kremes. The best way to describe it was "disgustingly good." Once was enough. 

Aremmes > i86hotdogs 02/26/2020 at 11:38

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You gonna change your Kinja username to i8chicken&donuts now?

Chariotoflove > i86hotdogs 02/26/2020 at 11:39

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I feel the same about the icing quotient at many of our doughnut shops here. Too much sugar blows my mouth out. 

i86hotdogs > i86hotdogs 02/26/2020 at 11:40

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Cake donuts are the ones that don’t have the airy doughy insides.

Depends on where you go, but a plain cake donut can average about 150 calories and about 16g of sugar. 

i86hotdogs > Chuckles 02/26/2020 at 11:41

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I think that would taste better than this. The burger and cheese carry a ton of flavor, and can compete with the sugary impact of the donuts. This was missing an element to counter the flood of icing.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > i86hotdogs 02/26/2020 at 11:41

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Pickle?

I guess it’s just a variation on chicken and waffles...

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > i86hotdogs 02/26/2020 at 11:41

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You surely would have tasted it.

OPPOsaurus WRX > i86hotdogs 02/26/2020 at 11:42

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boss guy just came in and asked if i want to go to a chinese buffet with him.  i shall also be fasting after that.

i86hotdogs > Aremmes 02/26/2020 at 11:42

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This made me laugh audibly at work. Thank you.

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > OPPOsaurus WRX 02/26/2020 at 11:47

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I love Chinese buffets.  A guilty pleasure of mine is the pizza they usually have. I mean, it in no way resembles actual pizza., but to me it’s kind of like a McDonald’s cheeseburger.  There are times when you want a burger, and times you want that.  They don’t taste remotely the same at all.  

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > i86hotdogs 02/26/2020 at 11:47

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If I want cake, I’ll have cake.

Warm y east donuts are where it’s at!

That said, my favorite is actually an old fashioned.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > i86hotdogs 02/26/2020 at 11:48

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The first time I was in undergrad (it took me a few tries, okay?) I was living on campus and invented a thing called the “Waffle Steak!”

The dining hall had “late night dining” where they just served snacks and junkfood. I’d make a giant Belgian waffle, drown it in syrup and butter, then go order a cheese steak from the grill , but have the fry cook put the contents on said waffle. I’m pretty sure my cholesterol is still wrecked, 17 years later, because of this.

HammerheadFistpunch > i86hotdogs 02/26/2020 at 11:50

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ttyymmnn > i86hotdogs 02/26/2020 at 12:05

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PS-is it donut or doughnut?

Doughnut is the original, generally preferred spelling of the word. It is more common in the United States and vastly more common internationally. Donut is an Americanized, shortened version of donut that isn’t incorrect, but it is much less common. ( link )

Sovande > facw 02/26/2020 at 12:05

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Pickles really do suck . Why ruin a sandwich with a pickle? Cucumbers can get fucked too. There, I said it.

Wacko > i86hotdogs 02/26/2020 at 12:11

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Donuts made in the same fryer as the chicken and fries?

Jesus Arias > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 02/26/2020 at 12:11

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Wow thats a weird way to spell it.

i86hotdogs > Snuze: Needs another Swede 02/26/2020 at 12:13

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I did something similar; except plain waffle and whatever meat they were handing out late night. 

i86hotdogs > Wacko 02/26/2020 at 12:13

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You betcha!

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > i86hotdogs 02/26/2020 at 12:19

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“PS-is it donut or doughnut?”

Doughnut... it’s dough in the shape of a nut.

And I doughnut-burger once... I found it to be worse than a regular, decent-quality burger.  The sweetness of a doughnut doesn’t go with meat according to my taste buds.

ranwhenparked > i86hotdogs 02/26/2020 at 12:19

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My problem is it goes entirely to the gut, and I’m kind of slim built, so looks worse than it is. Also, I had a hypertension scare awhile back and was able to avoid medication and get my BP down to normal by dropping 15lbs, so I need to be careful about it edging back up. 

user314 > Snuze: Needs another Swede 02/26/2020 at 12:26

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I miss being young enough to think that’s a good idea and be able to eat it.

user314 > HammerheadFistpunch 02/26/2020 at 12:31

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The Carl’s and Hardee’s version of the food fad is known as the Big Fried Cheese (BFC), and consists of a blend of cheddar and mozzarella cheeses coated in a seasoned breading.

Both restaurants will be getting signature sandwiches that contain the fried cheese on the menu. Carl’s and Hardee’s will both have a BFC Angus Thickburger featuring the cheese and a 1/3 pound patty, while Hardee’s will also have a BFC Frisco Breakfast sandwich that adds egg, sliced cheese, and bacon to the gooey concoction.

BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > i86hotdogs 02/26/2020 at 12:36

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And your heart hasn’t exploded this morning?

It looks like it tastes fantastic...

right before it clogs your aorta, causing heart valves hit the atrium walls during a- fib like an interference engine with a broken timing belt.

and it spikes blood sugar so high your pancreas explodes trying to push that much insulin, and your brain basically goes BSOD .

But that could just be me being hyperbolic and wanting to find a reason NOT to eat it.

MM54 > i86hotdogs 02/26/2020 at 12:38

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I just heard a radio ad for this and assumed it was one donut cut in half with chicken between it, not two whole donuts! That may be a little overpowering like you said. Definitely skipping the pickle if I try it. It sounds really good, like the next evolution of chicken and waffles.

BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > i86hotdogs 02/26/2020 at 12:39

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calories are calories, but that is a bit of protein wrapped in metric TON of carbohydrates.

like 800 calories from sugars and bread variants... 60 calories of chicken meat buried in there somewhere.

MM54 > Snuze: Needs another Swede 02/26/2020 at 12:40

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That’s impressive. We just put a scoop of vanilla ice cream on a glazed donut. There were also the super-greasy hashbrown patties that, when dipped in the “syrup” which I think was just light karo, tasted like antifreeze.

i86hotdogs > user314 02/26/2020 at 12:43

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I want that Hardee’s sandwich

i86hotdogs > BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. 02/26/2020 at 12:44

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Oh don’t worry, I am not trying to justify it. I just expected the caloric amount to be in the four figures. 

i86hotdogs > ranwhenparked 02/26/2020 at 12:47

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I never used the BMI scale as a way to measure my body. Height and weight can look different in several ways. Example, I have a buddy who plays in the NFL, nose tackle. 6'2 315, 9% body fat . BMI says 41.

BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > i86hotdogs 02/26/2020 at 12:49

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probably the only reason that it isn’t is the air infusion in those donuts being not as dense as some other pastry products.

I am trying to anti-justify it... to myself, because it is lunch time, and my mouth is watering just looking at it...

but I know it is an evil temptation... and this is the first day of Lent, and all that...

i86hotdogs > BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. 02/26/2020 at 12:51

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That’s what my mind told me yesterday when I saw an ad for it. Went 10 hours without eating just from being busy at work. It looked like the most appealing thing in the world to me. Like a solid 6 at last call.

ranwhenparked > i86hotdogs 02/26/2020 at 13:01

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Muscle definitely weighs more than fat

i86hotdogs > ranwhenparked 02/26/2020 at 13:55

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Amen

Mid Engine > Sovande 02/26/2020 at 15:27

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You’ re a monster. Pickles deserve to be recognized as a food group, this is definitely a hill I’m willing to die on

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > i86hotdogs 02/26/2020 at 15:40

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Originally it was “Dough nuts” and they were lumps like what we call donut holes. Because they were nut shaped pieces of dough. As in pea nuts.

Sovande > Mid Engine 02/26/2020 at 15:47

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How dare you. 

Dusty Ventures > i86hotdogs 02/26/2020 at 15:57

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Pictured: not 6 hotdogs

Dusty Ventures > facw 02/26/2020 at 16:00

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KFC seems to have a thing for ruining their food with pickles lately. Their Nashville hot chicken comes with pickles slices too

Sovande > Dusty Ventures 02/26/2020 at 16:13

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Popeyes chose to ruin an otherwise acceptable chicken sandwich with giant pickles too. It's unconscionable. 

Your boy, BJR > i86hotdogs 02/26/2020 at 16:15

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There’s a spot near me that makes this- the “Burger nut”. It’s a plain cheeseburger with a donut bun and it’s incredible. They use Pat LaFreida patties so the meat is 

i86hotdogs > Dusty Ventures 02/26/2020 at 17:17

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Sorry I let you down

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > Sovande 02/27/2020 at 03:59

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Acceptable? it’s the new gold standard...

https://www.qsrmagazine.com/fast-food/just-how-big-deal-was-popeyes-chicken-sandwich