Don't mind me just tempting fate

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 02/22/2020 at 11:32 • Filed to: None

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boredalways > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/22/2020 at 11:44

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hmmm...nah, you'll be fine.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/22/2020 at 11:44

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ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/22/2020 at 12:22

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On the flight to Marine Corps basic training, I read Dante’s inferno. It turned out to be  appropriate.

Chariotoflove > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/22/2020 at 12:44

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RIP EssExTee. 

ranwhenparked > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/22/2020 at 13:42

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Always thought that would make a good movie 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/22/2020 at 14:57

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More like RIP because you are on a CRJ.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > ranwhenparked 02/22/2020 at 14:59

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Too late now, the plot hinges on cassette tapes.

ranwhenparked > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/22/2020 at 15:05

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It can still be set in the ‘ 90s, people are into decade nostalgia

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > ranwhenparked 02/22/2020 at 15:07

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Nah, movies aren’t allowed to appeal to niche markets. They’re designed by committee now.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 02/22/2020 at 15:11

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You know, you said the same thing when I was on an ERJ. Do you just hate short/ medium range jets in general?

Ash78, voting early and often > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 02/22/2020 at 15:20

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The one saving grace is getting the solo seat on the left side (smaller models). Close your eyes and pretend you’re just flying on a business jet.

I’ll take an RJ over any 737 or A3xx on flights under 2 hours.

ranwhenparked > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/22/2020 at 16:16

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You just need to work out a way to replace most of the plot and dialogue with CGI action sequences, so it can be easily dubbed into Mandarin.

Casting a Chinese actor in the hero role wouldn’t hurt, either.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > ranwhenparked 02/22/2020 at 16:33

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Ah, but the plot casts a casts a few c hinese  characters  in negative light. It’d never be greenlit.

ranwhenparked > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/22/2020 at 17:10

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But, what if the script made it clear that the pilots were from Chinese Taipei, instead of the mainland ?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > ranwhenparked 02/22/2020 at 17:45

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I think the crew were hong kongers

ranwhenparked > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/22/2020 at 17:58

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Rewrites are always possible. Especially when the author of the source material is dead and can’t say anything.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/22/2020 at 21:39

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Yes they are too small, I can’t even stand up.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Ash78, voting early and often 02/22/2020 at 21:39

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Solo seat on the left is the best on these.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Ash78, voting early and often 02/22/2020 at 21:50

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They load and unload very quickly too with only 50 or son passengers.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 02/22/2020 at 22:11

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Is that  a bad thing?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 02/22/2020 at 22:12

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I'm 6ft and I can stand. Are you Shaq?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/22/2020 at 23:13

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6'4" the only pains I can stand fully erect on are the 737 an A320.

Ash78, voting early and often > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 02/24/2020 at 09:05

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The only PITA is a mandatory gate check for all carryons larger than a tin of Altoids ;)